// 2nd Case. // APRIL FOOL'S 4TH WALL

[iobjectholdit]

... Once or twice - something I could tolerate. But this... I...

This is mockery, I'm certain of it.

[Then silence. Kind of. Just frustrated breathing, really.

And then the sharp sound of a someone slamming the phone down.]

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[i_object_that]

Er, it could be worse?

[iobjectholdit]

That is the last thing one should ever say in these sorts of circumstances.

[i_object_that]

... Oops.

W-well, uh, it's not like anyone heard, right? And if they did, they're probably bugging the phone which is... not good.

[iobjectholdit]

... I have a daughter, apparently.

[i_object_that]

[Trying so very hard not to laugh. No, really.]

... R-really?

1/idek

[iobjectholdit]

She says she knows me from seven years ago, but I don't recall ev--

[iobjectholdit]

[iobjectholdit]

...

done.

[iobjectholdit]

I am not amused, Wright. Perhaps I should send her to your house and claim you're her uncle or some such. I doubt I'd be hearing your pitiful attempts not to laugh then.

[i_object_that]

Hey, you can't pin your kid on me! She's your daughter. She can't be that bad, right?

this sounds so bad out of context. :<

[iobjectholdit]

I never said I would do such a thing! But you are much more suited to entertaining young women.

I LOL'D

[i_object_that]

E-excuse me!?

[iobjectholdit]

I need not repeat myself.

I believe it's part of your personality to relate to them more easily.

[i_object_that]

... (Somehow I don't think he meant that...)

Uh. Thanks? I think.

[iobjectholdit]

You no longer sound so certain, Wright. What's the matter?

[i_object_that]

Er, it's just... you said that I'm "much more suited to entertaining young women".

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