"I'm allowed to make fake sexual noises, Travis."
"Oooh, look at that cute little button nose. I'd like to put that on a string and wear it around my neck."
"Sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable that you wanna wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-y. Especially when you do it about kids."
"Oooh, I would love to have a scarf made out of little-bitty baby hands."
"See, that's not a great 'out-loud' thought."
- Cougar Town, S1, Ep.14, 'All The Wrong Reasons'
"Sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable that you wanna wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-y. Especially when you do it about kids."
"Oooh, I would love to have a scarf made out of little-bitty baby hands."
"See, that's not a great 'out-loud' thought."
- Cougar Town, S1, Ep.14, 'All The Wrong Reasons'