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[inyourwildest]

Well now, that horribly sentimental holiday is behind us now. I can't be the only one relieved. Now then, I'm in need of a few capable vassals. My current one is rather lacking as of late. Responsibilities include household matters and plundering. Oh yes, and experience with handling fire is highly desirable. I offer living quarters, per diem

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[hanginbyatail]

[..........if Kuja sees this--]

You're not serious, are you?

[inyourwildest]

Do I sound like I'm joking?

[hanginbyatail]

[inward groan] I wish you did.

Though you know, this probably would have been better with a filter. Now everyone in the justice department is going to try and stop all of you. [himself included]

[inyourwildest]

Ahh, but there's no telling when it will happen or what it is that will happen! Besides, there's no use bothering with these things. They're far too complicated!

[hanginbyatail]

But why are you trying to stir up trouble to begin with? There's not exactly much you can conquer here.

[inyourwildest]

Conquest? It's nothing of the sort.

[hanginbyatail]

You seriously don't think all you villains will actually be happy with this "territory" division, do you? You're just asking for disaster, and all of us will be caught in it.

[inyourwildest]

Oh, I'll deal with the ones that don't agree with the terms, mate! That might lead to disaster as well. You say it as if it were a bad thing!

[hanginbyatail]

Of course it is! This place already has enough times when it gets crazy, we don't need anymore of it.

[inyourwildest]

This dump could use more thrills if you ask me.