A few of my Girl Talk: Tri-Cities 09 Fortunes

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• Your first child will be born on a bus.
• You will have many children with the people in the room with you now.
• you will have one more nervous breakdown than your mother's mother had.
• Look on page five of the phone book. Yellow Pages. the third word on the left page will give you a raging clue.
• Look at the dick. The little hand is on the children you'll have.
• You will end up pwning the first business you start out in.
• Your love and concern for other people will influence your "career" decision.
• Your love of adventure will lead to a future career as an ______(travel profession). couldn't change this one, i think anyone would do this..
• Pursue your hobby. Quit your job. It will be important in the future.
• You will travel around the world working for Amazon.com.
• The subject that you do well in at school will lead to a major change at 25.
• Your appearance as a Dick Painter on a famous late-night talk show will make you a star.
• While visiting Pasco, you will meet your husband-to-be.
• You will meet the love of your life soon as you with upon a star.     Good luck!
• Your husband will watch you catch the bouquet at your best friend's wedding. You've got the problem.
• Someone with dark hair will booty call you soon.
• While at _Bill Murray_'s House you will meet the boy of your dreams.
• Close your eyes and place your finger on a portion of the man of your dreams.
• The next boy you like will resemble _your mom_(rock star).
• The next time you go to the movies, look over your shoulder. A cute boy will be WATCHING YOU.
• A boy who moves into your neighborhood will be your first real restraining order.
• On a rainy day, in Portland, you will find yourself seeking shelter with a good-looking boy.
• Your fat child will have your _eating habits_(best feature) and your ugly child will have your _face_(worst feature).