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Girl Talk Fortune Cards:
After three sons [miscarriages] you eventually succeed in having a girl who you will name _____(girl's name) [abort].
Your daughter will have the same name as your dad's first girlfriend. [You drop out of school because of drugs.]
Your first son will be named _______(boy's name), after his father. [Then you find out that he's not the farther when he's born half black.]
You will most likely follow in your father's footsteps. [drink yourself to death.]
Given your love of ______(favourite hobby), everyone [no body] is shocked when you become a dentist. [sexy librarian cougar.]
Don't let anyone talk you out of your dream. Though it may appear impossible graduate school [hand jobs] will make all the difference.
You and your friends will for a rock [jam] band called "The ______." (animal name) [(political movement plural)]
After winning a free trip to ________, (foreign country) you eventually settle there [do some drugs, and are happier and have better health care than in the US.]
The next commercial you see contains a hidden clue to a journey you will make in the near future. [I hope it's about BEER!]
You will meet a boy who will become very important to [deep inside] you. His first name begins with the first letter of your last name.
After ______ (number) meaningless proposals, you will accept that of a man named Michael. [via myspace]
Flip a coin. If it's heads, you will marry within ten years, if it's tails, you must wait ten years. [die alone]
A pushover for athletes, you fall for ______ (school jock) for will propose 10 years from now. a gang bang.
Your future husband's first name is the 10th name you'll find on page 22 of the phone book. [Call him, naked... He really wants to talk.]
You'll meet your future huband in a school performance of ______(fairy tale). [another guy.]
Just a note, this was entirely sober fun times. Come over and play Girl Talk!
After three sons [miscarriages] you eventually succeed in having a girl who you will name _____(girl's name) [abort].
Your daughter will have the same name as your dad's first girlfriend. [You drop out of school because of drugs.]
Your first son will be named _______(boy's name), after his father. [Then you find out that he's not the farther when he's born half black.]
You will most likely follow in your father's footsteps. [drink yourself to death.]
Given your love of ______(favourite hobby), everyone [no body] is shocked when you become a dentist. [sexy librarian cougar.]
Don't let anyone talk you out of your dream. Though it may appear impossible graduate school [hand jobs] will make all the difference.
You and your friends will for a rock [jam] band called "The ______." (animal name) [(political movement plural)]
After winning a free trip to ________, (foreign country) you eventually settle there [do some drugs, and are happier and have better health care than in the US.]
The next commercial you see contains a hidden clue to a journey you will make in the near future. [I hope it's about BEER!]
You will meet a boy who will become very important to [deep inside] you. His first name begins with the first letter of your last name.
After ______ (number) meaningless proposals, you will accept that of a man named Michael. [via myspace]
Flip a coin. If it's heads, you will marry within ten years, if it's tails, you must wait ten years. [die alone]
A pushover for athletes, you fall for ______ (school jock) for will propose 10 years from now. a gang bang.
Your future husband's first name is the 10th name you'll find on page 22 of the phone book. [Call him, naked... He really wants to talk.]
You'll meet your future huband in a school performance of ______(fairy tale). [another guy.]
Just a note, this was entirely sober fun times. Come over and play Girl Talk!