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so, funny story
last night as i was getting my fat ass into my car to go home, the back pocket of my jeans got stuck on my car door. and literally ripped the ass off of them. so what the hell now?! of course i had to go back and show colleen, so i friggen opened the door and her dog ran out and he narrowly misses getting squished by an suv! great! but then we got him and laughed at my misfortune of ruining the one pair of jeans that actually fits me.
it's so awesome to be me.
last night as i was getting my fat ass into my car to go home, the back pocket of my jeans got stuck on my car door. and literally ripped the ass off of them. so what the hell now?! of course i had to go back and show colleen, so i friggen opened the door and her dog ran out and he narrowly misses getting squished by an suv! great! but then we got him and laughed at my misfortune of ruining the one pair of jeans that actually fits me.
it's so awesome to be me.