{-137} ALRIGHT, WHO DID IT.

[inyourbusiness]

Who took that book?! Do you know what I went through to get that?! I traveled iles to get that book, and when I find out who took it, I'm going to beat you into the GROUND--

--ah. Where is this? ... MY WHIP--

((ooc: Meryl Stryfe, world traveller of Gunsmoke and total mockery of Indiana Jones. She's traveled the world, and the lack of

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[pitfallen]

[She needs no bra, but not for that reason~.]

Ah! Wassup, Mel-chan? Something get stolen? A CASE! FINALLY A CASE!

D'ya.... Y'know..... Need some professional help gettin' it back?

[inyourbusiness]

[e.e]

Who the hell are you?

[pitfallen]

...... Eh? C'mon, Mel-chan, I'm a detective, you can't fool me that easily! It's a great disguise, though. I almost couldn't tell. So what'd you lose?

[inyourbusiness]

Cute. I'm not talking to you now. I have no idea who the hell you people are. Or where I am, but that's small fries compared to people claiming they know me.

[pitfallen]

O-Oi, c'mon, Meryl, that's not funny! It's me! Excel! 2-meter-high Private Eye (give or take)?

.............. Y'know, come to think of it you DO look different...... Did you get taller or something? Platform shoes? Maybe it's just the attitude....

Of course I know you, I've known you for a few months now at least! Meryl Strife? Y'come from some kinda cowboy planet or something? You're friends with those other psycopaths?

.............................. Huh. This is puzzling.

[inyourbusiness]

Gunsmoke is the name of the planet, thanks.

[pitfallen]

Yeah, that was it. I guess I didn't expect the name to come back up. But I was right, wasn't I?

I mean, come on, even if I'm not your friend anymore the least you can do is offer some work to a down-on-her-luck gumshoe, don't you think?

[inyourbusiness]

I suppose.

Not on your life. STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOK.

[pitfallen]

Hoho~, my powers of investigation grow ever stronger.

I don't care about the book! I just need work! Doesn't anyone actually hire P.I.'s anymore?!

[inyourbusiness]

No! They hire people like me!

[pitfallen]

....... A reporter?

[inyourbusiness]

Treasure hunter.

[pitfallen]

............... Huh............... Hey, is it just me or have you gotten a little more irritable than usual? ......... W-Well.... Back to normal, anyway.... Sorta.....