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Because Mike is too lazy to put them in his own journal and instead makes me stay up too late when my eyes don't really focus anymore (just kidding...mostly...), here are some fabulous recent quotes:
Professor: "It was Dr. Johnson."
Mike: "Was doctor his first name?"
me: "His parents had high hopes."
Man, how do I encapsulate all the references to Mike eating Jenna's babies? Especially when he said, "I thought we were friends, so I could eat your babies."
Jenna (in response to Mike's infantabbalism): "I guess I'll never have sex. Darn."
me: "You do know that some people have sex without having children..."
me: "I mean, I've never seen a shirt, for example, that says, 'I'll gouge out your eyes and sacrifice them on my bloody altar-"
JR: "That was my favorite shirt in high school."
me (planning our Classroom Management skit): "Well, the book says to stand close by and use humor."
Brad: "So I'll stand humorously close by."
What else? Man my brain is dead...
Scott's dream exchange: "Someone comes up and asks, 'Are you a writer?' and I say, 'No, I'm an asshole.'"
Paraphrase of Wollstonecraft: "If I thought they were honestly suggesting that our souls before we're born are actually preoccupied with fashion, then bring that obsession to the body, I'd laugh at them."
Mike, you're going to have to help me out here. Can't remember anymore. Eyes closing. Fingers going numb. Subjects and helping verbs rapidly fleeing brain.
peace, love, and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Professor: "It was Dr. Johnson."
Mike: "Was doctor his first name?"
me: "His parents had high hopes."
Man, how do I encapsulate all the references to Mike eating Jenna's babies? Especially when he said, "I thought we were friends, so I could eat your babies."
Jenna (in response to Mike's infantabbalism): "I guess I'll never have sex. Darn."
me: "You do know that some people have sex without having children..."
me: "I mean, I've never seen a shirt, for example, that says, 'I'll gouge out your eyes and sacrifice them on my bloody altar-"
JR: "That was my favorite shirt in high school."
me (planning our Classroom Management skit): "Well, the book says to stand close by and use humor."
Brad: "So I'll stand humorously close by."
What else? Man my brain is dead...
Scott's dream exchange: "Someone comes up and asks, 'Are you a writer?' and I say, 'No, I'm an asshole.'"
Paraphrase of Wollstonecraft: "If I thought they were honestly suggesting that our souls before we're born are actually preoccupied with fashion, then bring that obsession to the body, I'd laugh at them."
Mike, you're going to have to help me out here. Can't remember anymore. Eyes closing. Fingers going numb. Subjects and helping verbs rapidly fleeing brain.
peace, love, and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.