May 09, 2008 22:29
Mercedes just called Charles Dickens "Charlie Dickens".
I swear, I'm loosing brain cells just being in the same room as the girl. I can feel myself slowly falling into a waking coma every night at dinner when I'm sitting between her and my mother. I long for intelligent conversations. I love for night long snark fests over the phone with Alex. I long for anyone who isn't Mercedes and my mother.
You guys can't leave me alone here on Pool Party night. No way am I running, letting her have the house to herself. We can take over the upstairs living room, set up for a weekend long LAN. I will provide all the delicious, artery hardening food you can handle. Just don't abandon me here, with Them.