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English homework. Take a well known poem, change one line to change the whole tone.
From William Carlos William's This is just to say:
I have eaten
your brains
as you slept
beside me
I know
you probably had
other
plans for them
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so convenient
And because Dickens pisses me off, I made it better.
It was the best of apocalypses, it was the worst of apocalypses. It was an age of brain eating, it was an age of shotguns. It was the epoch of damaging the head, or of removing it from the body. It was the season of light infantry weapons, it was the season of dark pursuits through abandoned sewers. We had everything at the local mall before us, but there were too many zombies in the way. In short, the period was so far like the present period-except for, you know, all the frickin’ zombies.
From William Carlos William's This is just to say:
I have eaten
your brains
as you slept
beside me
I know
you probably had
other
plans for them
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so convenient
And because Dickens pisses me off, I made it better.
It was the best of apocalypses, it was the worst of apocalypses. It was an age of brain eating, it was an age of shotguns. It was the epoch of damaging the head, or of removing it from the body. It was the season of light infantry weapons, it was the season of dark pursuits through abandoned sewers. We had everything at the local mall before us, but there were too many zombies in the way. In short, the period was so far like the present period-except for, you know, all the frickin’ zombies.