The Second Swindler suggests fun with imperialism.

[invisibyron]

[Blocked from tales under 19]
As some of you might have intuited by my fellow Byron's crafty notes, our first annual Europe Day party will be falling on the 2nd of May, as opposed to the more traditional 7th of May; we're celebrating the spirit of Europe more than the Schumann declaration per se, anyway. If it's your tendency, you are more than

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[one_fry_short]

What should I wear?

[invisibyron]

I... don't know. Whatever you usually wear to parties. Pants?

[one_fry_short]

How do you know I usually wear pants to parties?

Kidding. Of course I'll wear pants. Watts just made it seem as though there was something extraspecially European I should don.

[invisibyron]

Something thematic would be fun (and you can't shake a Scot from the right to wear a kilt wherever the hell he pleases), but we're not turning people away in any case.

[one_fry_short]

Excellent! I'll see what I can put together. I shouldn't wear a kilt if you paid me.

[one_fry_short]

Why not both?

[invisibyron]

And Watts wears them for free, so.

[one_fry_short]

Scotsmen are proud of their plaid, mate.

[off_the_hookah]

It's a Scottish thang. You wouldn't understand.

[one_fry_short]

Just keep your thang in your kilt.

[fathergander]

Fascist.

[invisibyron]

Liberal.

[fathergander]

Low blow.

[invisibyron]

Should we not make you a dance card, then?

[fathergander]

That would be uncharacteristically wise.