The Second Swindler suggests fun with imperialism.

[invisibyron]

[Blocked from tales under 19]
As some of you might have intuited by my fellow Byron's crafty notes, our first annual Europe Day party will be falling on the 2nd of May, as opposed to the more traditional 7th of May; we're celebrating the spirit of Europe more than the Schumann declaration per se, anyway. If it's your tendency, you are more than

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[priceonyourhead]

Would there, perchance, be room for one or two Bensons?

[invisibyron]

Will the Bensons be back on our fair East Coast?

[priceonyourhead]

I think for the Byrons we can work it into our schedule. See, I'm not fancy enough to wear a cravat and May occasionally needs to be around someone who is. I can support that.

[invisibyron]

We can allow our significant others to go and be fancy together while we smoke cigars and discuss world politics.

[priceonyourhead]

Sometimes these sorts of compromises must be made.

[invisibyron]

The nature of a good relationship: cravat compromise.

[invisibyron]

That is part of the compromise.

[invisibyron]

...cravat emptor?

[invisibyron]

See, but now you've called me ridiculous, and I wasn't too keen on helping you with these "dance cards" of yours anyway.

[invisibyron]

But dance cards?

[invisibyron]

Dance cards.