Aug 10, 2003 03:38
As we stood fairly alone on the sidewalk, I prodded my swelling nose as we walked. "Hey, I can save money on those wacky clown noses at Halloween." I said in attempts to find something positive from a throbbing bright red nose. "And it's not a direct turn off is it? I mean, you're a girl right? How big of a no is a bright red nose? I mean handicapped kids get all the women! I could claim a birth defect." I said with a grin, pulling the corners of my mouth up too far, an dhurting my nose. "Ow..ow.."
"Maybe a doctor of some sorts would be a good idea. You tell them you're family, you could always lie and say you were my wif, and we were too broke to afford any wings, or better yet, we both lost our wedding rings, and birth certificates in a tragic fire that wiped out half of Sunnydale...No, I somehow think that wont work."
I side, I didn't know if it was the pulsing pain on my face, or still trying to cope with Cordelia liking me, that made me this incoherant. Whatever it was, it was working quite well, my incoherantness was very unbroken, oh no, it worked fine. I should be proud.
I looked over to Cordelia, and then in the direction of the hospital. "Oh yeah, right now I'm feeling linoleum floors, flourescent lighting, bad gellatin, and a few hours of sleep while my aching nostrils calm down." I said with a nod, and a squeeze of her hand. "So, if it's quite alright with you, could we go seek medical attention please?"