Valentine's Day Poem
Stolen from Jan.
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen red roses up cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
All they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit.
So here is my story...What else can I say?
Love bites my ass, Fuck Valentine's Day!
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen red roses up cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
All they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit.
So here is my story...What else can I say?
Love bites my ass, Fuck Valentine's Day!