Episode 2: The Dark Hero Strikes Back!

[invisiblelasers]

Crisis averted, folks!  Finally got my hands on a guitar but it's just NOT THE SAME!  Now I know you're all looking forward to an awesome concert (only 3000 HL a ticket), but I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait.  Why?  Because I haven't found a place to live  a sweet concert spot yet.  But, that gives me more than enough time to get my

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[musicpiracy]

What kind did you manage to pick up, geezer?

[invisiblelasers]

Hold on, I've got a picture.

[insert picture here]

((I'm going to be honest and say I don't know much about guitars and how each type would sound. .__.; I picked something that looked kinda like his old one.))

[musicpiracy]

Dimebag, huh? Didn't take you for a Pantera fan. Doesn't the loud music hurt your ears?

((I apparently know nothing about guitars or HTML! LET'S FAKE IT TOGETHER.))

[invisiblelasers]

These things are nothing compared to my baby. Don't go worrying about me.

((\o/))

[musicpiracy]

The Kelly I found isn't anything compared to mine, either. Doesn't mean I can't use it.

Better find a studio fast, if you can even see what your board's set at. I'm already working on my next album.

[invisiblelasers]

Ha! Don't think that just because you've got a lead, you're gonna beat me.

[musicpiracy]

Why think when I can know?

[invisiblelasers]

Because you don't! Like a predator crouching in the grass, the Dark Hero will strike when you least expect it!

[musicpiracy]

Wow. We got a regular Gerard Way here.

[invisiblelasers]

A who?

[musicpiracy]

...It's probably better that you don't find out. His guyliner and bleached hair might hurt your delicate old man feelings.

1/2

[invisiblelasers]

I'm not old!

2/2

[invisiblelasers]

Eyeliner and bleached hair? Ooookay.

[musicpiracy]

He did it to pretend to be a cancer patient because he wanted to relate to his new concept album better.

Hey, you'd know a lot about diseases only old, weak, sick people get, wouldn't you?

[invisiblelasers]

Don't tell me he was doing charity concerts.

No.

[musicpiracy]

Maybe. I never paid much attention to him or his band. Or his fans. Taking perfectly good kids away from me. Ass.