a degree in cake administration

[invisibleimam]

so i am the minister of cake. when i first started my current job, they told me i would have to do a "birthday thing" once a month for people's birthdays. of course there was no february birthdays so i didn't think of it all month. then today is of course my ceo's birthday. it was a genuine baked goods emergency and i took to the streets in quest of a passable cake to pull my ass out of the fire. almost two hours later, i was running out of time and shoe leather. i began asking random strangers where i could buy a cake. surprisingly this yielded some quality cake leads and i met with a wonderful double chocolate cake that i snatched up without hesitation. $40 out of the expense account...

in other news passion tickets bear 'mark of the beast'. could it be because they crucifed robotic jesus? i mean god already struck them with lightening...

interregnum is the real aim of insurrection?