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Sep 02, 2011 01:46

Wanna try masochism at home? Here's what you do:

Let your allergies flare up.
Get your ears to clog themselves, to the point where your misery is compounded by the need to pop them, and they refuse.
Finally, put hydrogen peroxide in them, as suggested by everyone else, and lie on your side for 10 minutes.

It's like pouring Pop Rocks and Coke into your ear. It'll make you writhe in orgasmic agony, ticklish but you're over it in a heartbeat...and you'll have 9 minutes to go yet. But it's meant to help clean and decompress the ears.

Oh, and my ears? Cleaner, but still stuffed, and unpoppable...not without losing my hearing altogether for a day or two. It's a year-round allergy thing, you wouldn't understand.

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