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So the accountant at my work and I were having a discussion. About rap songs. I said I could write a rap song in 2 hours that would be a hit. He says no F-ing way.

I write for a living (ads mostly tho) so I say, no problem. My problem is, I cant rap, I don’t know how to make a beat, or whatever goes along with rap making. I guess its sample stealing. but anyway - I could write a great one in 2 hours!
(they pay me for this?)
I wrote one - but guess what …it aint great - lol

I have like 3 pages of this CRAP!!!

I used to valet park at the econo lodge
Now I dont have a posse..I got an entourage

girl...you gots soft skin like a baby wipe
get in my tinted down car, wit my chrome tail pipe

Im writin raps on paper, not papyrus
my rymes so tight, you'll need mcavee anti-virus

you gots cold water ana shrunken scrotum
I got a high speed cell phone wit a cable modem

i sell weed, but its only twigs
i gots 4 hard drives, theys all 100 gigs

boyles law - yo its straight physics
kings tomb nigga - heiroglyphics

6 big screens, im getting out of Hand,
smoking mad pot, Im gettin swollen glands

I rolled 5 sixes while playin yahtzee
Im fast like priccess die, paparatzee
watched happy days but not joanie loves ciace

jet ski, sea-doo, ride the surf
no wake, pancake, ms butterwurf

bitch slap, like - ike turner
gourmet stove wit 6 burners

hoes on top, I always tell 'em
I’ll blast your frontal lobe nigga - cerebelum

I HAVE 3 PAGES OF THIS - haaaaa

DOOORRKKK