Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns
Last weekend I was at the bar. I usually don’t go to bars, (insert boring reasons here).
So there I am, with my two best friends in the world. B & C. These guys lay down some serious rap to women. Who cares? What does this mean? This means I, by default, became the wingman. Something I don’t usually do, but my friend begged me.
But, I’ll stop here for a second. Why is the wingmen a necessity? Why is it that every cute girl has an equally not so cute or mean friend (or two), who is always throwing some hardship into the game? Does she see it as protection for her friend. The wingmen has to buy drinks, act interested, dance when he doesn’t want to, communicate, be hospitable, and all for what??
Do women at a bar actually know the phrase ‘I’m Maverick and you’re Goose’?
Do they know code word Wayne Gretzky, the all time NHL assist leader...I doubt it. The Kamikaze technique, maybe.
Is there a set limit on the time one guy should remain a wingman. I mean, Goose did die in Top Gun if I remember correctly. In my estimation; if you can’t throw down some legitimate/solid rap in say...30 to 40 minutes, your time is up. Of course this rap may differentiate depending on the grip her said friend(s) have on her.
So there I was, a first time wingman to a 6.5 until 0 twelve hundred . From ‘doing the bump’ to two white russians please, I was there, through thick and thin, like a true wingman.
So there I am, with my two best friends in the world. B & C. These guys lay down some serious rap to women. Who cares? What does this mean? This means I, by default, became the wingman. Something I don’t usually do, but my friend begged me.
But, I’ll stop here for a second. Why is the wingmen a necessity? Why is it that every cute girl has an equally not so cute or mean friend (or two), who is always throwing some hardship into the game? Does she see it as protection for her friend. The wingmen has to buy drinks, act interested, dance when he doesn’t want to, communicate, be hospitable, and all for what??
Do women at a bar actually know the phrase ‘I’m Maverick and you’re Goose’?
Do they know code word Wayne Gretzky, the all time NHL assist leader...I doubt it. The Kamikaze technique, maybe.
Is there a set limit on the time one guy should remain a wingman. I mean, Goose did die in Top Gun if I remember correctly. In my estimation; if you can’t throw down some legitimate/solid rap in say...30 to 40 minutes, your time is up. Of course this rap may differentiate depending on the grip her said friend(s) have on her.
So there I was, a first time wingman to a 6.5 until 0 twelve hundred . From ‘doing the bump’ to two white russians please, I was there, through thick and thin, like a true wingman.