no jimmy reardon
So I have a squeaky leather chair I sit in every day at work. Its brand new and whatever, I just bought it over Christmas, Anyway this beast squeaks so bad, it like..ummm squeals like a pig. Not only up and down squeaks, but like laterally sqeaks also, only at a different squeak tone, no shit, this things has like a good 5 squeak tones, Whatever .... it mad squeaks.
So today being Friday.. a long week, blah, and after 3 full months of being fucking annoyed, I finally go to fix it.
So we are semi-ghetto in our office, we just have like a small kitchen nothing else. So I go in an look for something to quiet this thing up....something obviously oil based like WD40, which oddly enough my godfathers dad invented in the early 50’s in California, no fucking shit! Im a failed inventor myself (See: Trash can that looks like a bush post, lol)
Anyways, freeze frame/fast forward 50 years later to a (much much poorer) Sean with a nastly little packet of salad butter in his hand trying to "grease" up his $49 staples leather chair in his office.
Ok, so anyway, I don’t eat butter, and I obviously had no idea how old the butter was, but it must have been months old. now my whole chair reeks like STANK DAIRY.
Im bringing my chair from home in on Monday.
Here is a pic
So today being Friday.. a long week, blah, and after 3 full months of being fucking annoyed, I finally go to fix it.
So we are semi-ghetto in our office, we just have like a small kitchen nothing else. So I go in an look for something to quiet this thing up....something obviously oil based like WD40, which oddly enough my godfathers dad invented in the early 50’s in California, no fucking shit! Im a failed inventor myself (See: Trash can that looks like a bush post, lol)
Anyways, freeze frame/fast forward 50 years later to a (much much poorer) Sean with a nastly little packet of salad butter in his hand trying to "grease" up his $49 staples leather chair in his office.
Ok, so anyway, I don’t eat butter, and I obviously had no idea how old the butter was, but it must have been months old. now my whole chair reeks like STANK DAIRY.
Im bringing my chair from home in on Monday.
Here is a pic