Nickname less

[invisible_light]

So my sister works at a day care and there is this little boy, he’s 4 and all the kids call him the pickle man. Whenever the teachers ask him his name he says I’m the “Pickle man”.. like without hesitation and everyone dead serious calls this kid the pickle man

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[alzyia]

you have a nickname.

[invisible_light]

Seany the shark?

[alzyia]

nope.

you know what it is.

[invisible_light]

Big jimmy ?

[alzyia]

nuh unh.

but i could call you that right before I..... nevermind.

[invisible_light]

Stop you. I need something masculine and wild!!

Like the opposite of “The Turtle” which is a nickname I gave my coworker

[alzyia]

i gave you something masculine and wild and exotic.

[invisible_light]

'the kitty destroyer'

Thats not wild!!!!

[alzyia]

kittens need to be destroyed.. especially by big jimmy

[invisible_light]

nah, I need a better name. I will think of one later and get back to you.

[alzyia]

mr. fuzzy mc giant nutz?