quiz thingy
Name: Joshua Simon Schwartz
Do you like it?: yeah, sure
Nicknames: joshie, fred, josh, schwartz, schwartzie
Screen names: ampersandtheape
Age: 17
Birthday: 6/5/86
Location: albany, ny
School: Albany High
Status: single
Crush:nope
Virgin?: yes
Natural hair color: brown
Eye color: Chocolate
Height: 5'6.5"
Bra size: small
[ favorites ]
Number: 4
Color: black, or blue, or red, or green, or ...
Day: Tuesday or Shabbos
Month: September and June
Song: Clair de Lune
Movie: Rushmore, Ghost World, anything Tarrantino
Food: Pizza, chicken cacciatore, chicken marsala
Band: Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie, Cake, Shlomo Artzi, David Broza,
Season: all of them, one at a time
Sport: ULTIMATE, baby !!!
Class: English AP, Physics AP
Teacher: DiGi, Grove, Coleman, McGurn, Mrs. Schwartz
Drink: fruit juices (esp. pineapple juice and cranberry juice)
Veggie: red peppers, carrots with dip
TV Show: Gilmore Girls (i'm not ashamed), Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy
Station: 91.5 or 90.3
Animal: dogs
[ this or that ]
Me/You: You
Coke/pepsi: pepsi
Day/night: Both
Aol/aim: aim
Cd/cassette: cd
Dvd/vhs: vhs
Jeans/khakis: levis 505
Car/truck: car
Tall/short: short
Lunch/dinner: dinner
Britney/Christina: barbie
Silver/Gold: silver
Alcohol/Weed: shabbos wine
[ love and relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
Do you have a crush?: nope
How long have you liked him/her?: N/A
Why do you like this person?: N/A
If you're single... why are you single?: 'cuz she broke up with me, and it was the best for both parties involved
If you're not single... give details...: im single
How long was your shortest relationship? 8.5 months
Who was your first love?: Ariela
What do you miss about them?: being able to make someone happy
[ the past ]
What is the one thing you would change about your past? never being anobnoxious kid who couldn't fraternize with kids his own age
Last thing you heard: kenny getting off line
Last thing you saw: the guenther building at hvcc
Last thing you said: have a safe trip (to my mom going to visit hers)
Who is the last person you saw?: mom
Who is the last person you kissed?: in passing? my mom teenage wise? ariela
Who is the last person you hugged?: mom
Who is the last person you fought with?: mom
Who is the last person you were on the phone with?: kenny
What is the last TV show you saw?: i dunno
What is the last song you heard?: "if i could i would" by phish
[ the present ]
What are you wearing?: very faded black cargos with black t shirt and clashin blue and gray flannel
What are you doing?: applying to list college
Who are you talking to?: my ex
What song are you listening to?: "lifeboy" by phish
Where are you?: downstairs dining room
Are you online? yup
How are you feeling?: bored and hungry and a little nervous
Are you in a chatroom?: no
[ future ]
What day is it tomorrow?: wednesday
What are you going to do after this?: gonna make lunch
Who are you going to talk to?: kenny probably or the band
Where are you going to go?: maybe joe's
How old will you be when you graduate?: 18
What do you wanna be?: professor of jewish stuies and a writer
What is one of your dreams?: to teach at a big university and to write and be published and to have a loving family and to raise kids
Where will you be in 25 years?: married, hopefully teaching and writing
[have you ever ]
Drank?: yeah, a little
Smoked?: no
Had sex?: no
Stolen?: no way
Done anything illegal? nope
Wanted to die?: not really, just in a fake, melodramatic seventh grade way
Hit someone?: yes, and i'm a little biut ashamed of myself
[ other ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: a combo of the two
Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty
What is your sexual preference?: Heterosexual,
What piercings do you have?: none, can't stand pain
Any tattoos?: none, ever
Do you drive?: yeah
Do you have glasses or braces?: glasses
[ physical appearance ]
What do you most like about your body?: mouth and wiriness
And least?: nothing really i don't care all that much about my appearance
How many fillings do you have?: 0
Do you think you're good looking?: i'm nice enough whatever, that's what my grandma tells me, i'm handsome
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: no,i don't think it really comes up for boys as much
Do you look like any celebrities?: nope
WEll that;s the end of our exciting trip into josh land
yay
Do you like it?: yeah, sure
Nicknames: joshie, fred, josh, schwartz, schwartzie
Screen names: ampersandtheape
Age: 17
Birthday: 6/5/86
Location: albany, ny
School: Albany High
Status: single
Crush:nope
Virgin?: yes
Natural hair color: brown
Eye color: Chocolate
Height: 5'6.5"
Bra size: small
[ favorites ]
Number: 4
Color: black, or blue, or red, or green, or ...
Day: Tuesday or Shabbos
Month: September and June
Song: Clair de Lune
Movie: Rushmore, Ghost World, anything Tarrantino
Food: Pizza, chicken cacciatore, chicken marsala
Band: Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie, Cake, Shlomo Artzi, David Broza,
Season: all of them, one at a time
Sport: ULTIMATE, baby !!!
Class: English AP, Physics AP
Teacher: DiGi, Grove, Coleman, McGurn, Mrs. Schwartz
Drink: fruit juices (esp. pineapple juice and cranberry juice)
Veggie: red peppers, carrots with dip
TV Show: Gilmore Girls (i'm not ashamed), Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy
Station: 91.5 or 90.3
Animal: dogs
[ this or that ]
Me/You: You
Coke/pepsi: pepsi
Day/night: Both
Aol/aim: aim
Cd/cassette: cd
Dvd/vhs: vhs
Jeans/khakis: levis 505
Car/truck: car
Tall/short: short
Lunch/dinner: dinner
Britney/Christina: barbie
Silver/Gold: silver
Alcohol/Weed: shabbos wine
[ love and relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
Do you have a crush?: nope
How long have you liked him/her?: N/A
Why do you like this person?: N/A
If you're single... why are you single?: 'cuz she broke up with me, and it was the best for both parties involved
If you're not single... give details...: im single
How long was your shortest relationship? 8.5 months
Who was your first love?: Ariela
What do you miss about them?: being able to make someone happy
[ the past ]
What is the one thing you would change about your past? never being anobnoxious kid who couldn't fraternize with kids his own age
Last thing you heard: kenny getting off line
Last thing you saw: the guenther building at hvcc
Last thing you said: have a safe trip (to my mom going to visit hers)
Who is the last person you saw?: mom
Who is the last person you kissed?: in passing? my mom teenage wise? ariela
Who is the last person you hugged?: mom
Who is the last person you fought with?: mom
Who is the last person you were on the phone with?: kenny
What is the last TV show you saw?: i dunno
What is the last song you heard?: "if i could i would" by phish
[ the present ]
What are you wearing?: very faded black cargos with black t shirt and clashin blue and gray flannel
What are you doing?: applying to list college
Who are you talking to?: my ex
What song are you listening to?: "lifeboy" by phish
Where are you?: downstairs dining room
Are you online? yup
How are you feeling?: bored and hungry and a little nervous
Are you in a chatroom?: no
[ future ]
What day is it tomorrow?: wednesday
What are you going to do after this?: gonna make lunch
Who are you going to talk to?: kenny probably or the band
Where are you going to go?: maybe joe's
How old will you be when you graduate?: 18
What do you wanna be?: professor of jewish stuies and a writer
What is one of your dreams?: to teach at a big university and to write and be published and to have a loving family and to raise kids
Where will you be in 25 years?: married, hopefully teaching and writing
[have you ever ]
Drank?: yeah, a little
Smoked?: no
Had sex?: no
Stolen?: no way
Done anything illegal? nope
Wanted to die?: not really, just in a fake, melodramatic seventh grade way
Hit someone?: yes, and i'm a little biut ashamed of myself
[ other ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: a combo of the two
Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty
What is your sexual preference?: Heterosexual,
What piercings do you have?: none, can't stand pain
Any tattoos?: none, ever
Do you drive?: yeah
Do you have glasses or braces?: glasses
[ physical appearance ]
What do you most like about your body?: mouth and wiriness
And least?: nothing really i don't care all that much about my appearance
How many fillings do you have?: 0
Do you think you're good looking?: i'm nice enough whatever, that's what my grandma tells me, i'm handsome
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: no,i don't think it really comes up for boys as much
Do you look like any celebrities?: nope
WEll that;s the end of our exciting trip into josh land
yay