so recently, i have been turned on....
to a bunch of cool stuff on the web
here are my new favorite websites:
1) best thing on the web by far!!!!!
jesus and I love you! 2) hmmm lessee.... also amazing is this
the truth! p.s. please do not be offended
3) and this:
wow, they really really do! i also have a call to arms for all non-rich teenagers everywhere (damn rich people...)
are you sick and tired of feeling out of the loop, out of fashion, and out of hope?
do you feel uncool unhip, and ... ummm... unsafe?
well, take control of your own destiny!
make your own brand name clothes!
that's right you heard me, take a blank t-shirt of any color and simply (using sharpie of fabric marker) write the name of a popular brand on the front of your shirt. on the back feel free to scrawl and funny slogan or even a double entendre!
join the revolution, the thrift store revolution that is!
i have two (count 'em 2!) homemade abercrombie shirts in my collection, and boy look how my life has changed... for the better!
just listen to these moving personal testimonies:
"i used to think josh was a huge asshole, but now i know that josh is so cool. he has to be. he wears abercrombie."
- joan smith (17), senior
"josh used ot smell so so so so so so bad!!!!!!! now he deoes not cuz he wears abercrombie.. and deoderant."
-emily skinner (16), junior
"i used to hate josh, but now that he wears abercrombie, every time i see him, i want to jump his bones."
-bekah cline (56)
"josh used to be impotent. now there is not enough seed for him to spill on all the foxy honeys, now that he wears abercrombie that is"
-josh schwartz (17)
well that's my two cents. sriously, join the revolution. credit goes out to elly katzoff.
peace,
~josh