Jan 14, 2005 12:12
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must COMMIT SUICIDE if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America
and
GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON