The difference between the 80's and the 90's

Dec 31, 2004 23:59

I don't know how well this will take off, but I'm kinda hoping it will. It might not be laugh-your-ass-off funny, but I think it should still be amusing. I'm willing to bet that most of these will be quite politically incorrect, so feel warned and offended in advance. :P

The difference between children of the 80's and children of the 90's.

Children of the 80's see a children's book called "I have two daddies" and think it's about helping kids cope with divorce.
Children of the 90's see a children's book called "I have two daddies" and think it's about helping kids grow up with homosexual parents.

Children of the 80's were just getting over the marvel of 16-bit graphics.
Children of the 90's called those games "old-school". - baphijmm

Children of the 80's were terrified of getting AIDS.
Children of the 90's think AIDS has been cured. - radiatorcliffs
- - - - OR - - - -
Children of the 90's think they're immune and can't possibly get it. - shatteredshards

Children of the 80's wanted bigger hair.
Children of the 90's want bigger boobs.

Children of the 80's wore those funny clothes.
Children of the 90's don't wear any clothes at all. - salmonfish

Children of the 80's listened to records.
Children of the 90's think records are just a fable to convince the population to choose CDs. - salmonfish

Children of the 80's were thrilled with a pager.
Children of the 90's expect their cell phone to take pictures and play MP3s.

Children of the 80's played Pac-Man.
Children of the 90's ARE Pac-Man. - a_bleeding_rose

Children of the 80's got their parents to buy them cigarettes.
Children of the 90's buy narcotics for their parents. - axiom_nine

I'll add more in later as I think of them. My loyal readers(heck, anyone who stumbles across this) can feel free to pop in with your own, preferably in the form of a comment. ;)
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