Me, the Exotic Dancer

[invis_shadow]

Amanda, this is the story

Comments

[baphijmm]

I get similar reactions when I ask for change for a ten in singles at Smiths. I swear, I use them in the vending machines! What else can I do when I'm out of caffeine? >_

[invis_shadow]

Only they think you're going to a strip bar, you asexual bugger. :P
She thought I was just coming home from one.

[ex_shattered767]

Bow chica wow wow.

I had to. I haven't in a long time.

[invis_shadow]

You are evil. and oh so not helping. :P

[ex_shattered767]

Payback's a bitch. :P

[invis_shadow]

No, that's just you. :P

[ex_shattered767]

Like you haven't done it to me enough....

[baphijmm]

I understand the joke, I was just relating it to a personal anecdote. :P

[invis_shadow]

Dur. :P

I'd be rather amused if someone mistook you for a stripper. But then again, you're probably more likely to be working at a place like that than going to a place like that, no?

[baphijmm]

Yeah, but that's like saying it's more likely to rain than snow on the Sun. :P

[invis_shadow]

But if they do it at night, when the sun is cold... :D