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SB: Can you help me?
Me: What do you need?
SB: Can you help me?
Me: I'm starting to doubt it.
SB: I need help.
Me: I can tell.
SB: Can you help me?
Me: Tell me what you need.
SB: I need help.
Me: What. Do. You. Need. Help. With???
SB: My computer.
Me: Can you be more specific?
SB: I got the thing and it'd not working.
Me: Of course.
SB: I want to e-mail it to my professor so she knows.
Me: Ok. Show me. Lead on.

I wish I could be like that. But I enjoy collecting my salary far too much.