Who: Alex McDouglas, Kat Remington, and Binns
When: Friday, November 14, morning, History of Magic class
Where: History of Magic classroom
What: Kat and Alex pass notes and tease each other.
*Alex*
He strode into class with a smile in his face. His favorite subject and his favorite person all in one go. Life didn't get much better than that. He slid into his seat next to Kat and opened his notebook, leaning over and giving her a quick peck on the cheek before anyone could complain yet again about their PDAs.
*Kat*
Smiling at Alex's peck, she set up her notebook and quill, hoping she could actually pay attention enough to take notes. It was great that Alex loved this class so much, but she really couldn't understand it considering the teacher...
"How are ya doin'?" she asked quietly.
*Alex*
He sighed and whispered back to her.
"Great considerin' big sis is faculty now..."
*Kat*
She smiled softly.
"Well, this is her job now too. She may be too busy ta bother ya a lot."
*Alex*
He grinned.
"Well she has been so far. Ah saw real brief and all she did was complain about the old teacher's lesson plan... She doesnae think much o' her."
*Kat*
She giggled softly.
"She's not the only one. Ah think a lot of people didn't think much of her..."
*Alex*
He stifled a laugh.
"Aye but at least this is someone's professional opinion, aye?"
*Kat*
She giggled.
"Yeah. At least it's not just us crazy kids thinkin' up shit. Thank the gods that Ah don' hafta listen ta Hermione complain 'bout her anymore if Ah get stuck patrolling with her."
*Alex*
He grinned.
"Yeah, Ah've heard 'Ermione go on a fair bit when she's in the mood tae complain. She's nae a bad sort though..."
*Kat*
She nodded.
"Ah know. She's alright. She just tends ta be in foul moods when patrollin'. Ah think it's havin' ta be the responsible one an' spoil sport fer real."
*Alex*
He nodded.
"Aye, guid cop bad cop... Ah ken who Ah'd rather have find me out after curfew in a dark corridor..."
*Kat*
She laughed.
"Ya just know that if Ah find ya, we'll be finding a nice corner ta make out in," she teased. "Ya know, if ya kept that prefect position, ya might have been able ta patrol with me."
*Alex*
He sighed.
"Ah ken... Ah should nae have let Padma get tae mah. Ah should have kept it. Ah feel like a right arse passin' it up. Most o' the firsties come tae mah when they have troubles anyway..."
*Kat*
She rolled her eyes.
"That's 'cause they're all afraid of Anthony. He's been a bit nuts lately."
*Alex*
He nodded.
"Ah've noticed. Believe mah, Ah've heard all aboot it. Dinnae ken what's gotten intae him."
*Kat*
She sighed.
"Ah don' know. Maybe he just let Padma get ta him too much too."
*Alex*
He nodded.
"He definitely let Padma get tae him too much. And now he's messin' aboot with Su... He's hurtin' her."
*Kat*
She looked curiously at Alex.
"What do ya mean? This isn't over the whole party thing, is it?"
*Alex*
He huffed.
"It's a long story. And Ah'm nae sure it's mine tae tell. A wee bit personal an' all. Embarassin'."
He turned attentive as Binns started the lecture, knowing that he and Kat would probably send more than a few notes back and forth.
*Kat*
She looked confusedly at Alex before looking up at the board. Waiting until Binns got into his lecture, she jotted 'was there sex involved?' down before pushing the notebook over towards Alex.
*Alex*
He grinned and scribbled a response. 'Aye. Aren't ye the clever one?' And pushed the notebook back to her.
*Kat*
Reading the note, she laughed softly before writing, 'Well, personal, embarassing, messing about, and getting hurt tends to point to sex here. Is she alright?'. Pushing the notebook back, she looked at Alex a bit in concern before looking back towards Binns.
*Alex*
He looked thoughful a moment and wrote back. 'She'll need a good cry and some girl talk. I threatened to pound on Anthony a bit. She'll get better.'
*Kat*
She nodded slightly before jotting down, 'Does she need someone for this girl talk or does Jade have it covered?'
*Alex*
He scribbled back. 'I think that Morag and Turps have it covered. She's closer to them than Jade and Padma anyway...' He slid the notebook closer to her again.
*Kat*
She nodded before smirking as she wrote, 'so, what are we doing to Anthony to get him back for this?' before sliding the notebook towards Alex.
*Alex*
He smirked back at her and then wrote. 'Can' hurt him. He's key to our quidditch team.... Prank him?'
*Kat*
She grinned mischievously and nodded before jotting down, 'Of course. Hurting him is a little much. But pranking him seems the right thing to do. Equal amounts of embarassment and emotional hurt.'
*Alex*
He grinned and wrote back excitedly. 'Sounds like a plan. I can't wait. Knock that cocky jackass back down to size.'
*Kat*
She giggled slightly before writing down more.
'I think far too many people will be happy to see that. Any ideas?'
*Alex*
He tapped his quil against the desk and scribbled back 'Not at the moment... I'll think on it...'
*Kat*
She nodded as she jotted back a 'Me too.'
*Alex*
He scribbled back quickly. 'It's got to be something REALLY humiliating.'
*Kat*
She giggled as she nodded.
'I know, I know. That's the whole point of pranks after all.'
*Alex*
He stifled another burst of laughter.
'Sorry, didn't mean to be redundant.'
Catching Binns's gaze slowly headed this way he went back to dilligent note taking while plotting Anthony's downfall.
*Kat*
Seeing Binns gaze heading towards them, she sighed as she went back to trying to figure out what the ghost was talking about. After a few minutes, she gave up and started drawing spirals in the margin of her notebook. Glancing over at Alex, she smirked as her mind wandered and she lightly bumped her foot against Alex's leg.
*Alex*
He turned to her with a smile and gave her a little wave before turning back to his notes, still grinning.
*Kat*
Chuckling mentally, she shook her head as she tried to go back to her notes again. Failing again, she smirked as she jotted down a note and pushed the notebook over to Alex innocently as she focused her attention on Binns.
*Alex*
He blinked a couple times and smirked back at Kat, scribbling down a response. 'You're not serious.'
*Kat*
She smirked as she scribbled 'Well, have you?' on the bottom of the page.
*Alex*
He looked at her oddly and shook his head, scribbling back quickly. 'No I have never had a handjob in class."
*Kat*
Smirking slyly, she quirked an eyebrow suggestively at Alex.
*Alex*
He made a face that was somewhere between shocked, confused, questioning, and aroused. He scribbled back 'Don't give me that look.'
*Kat*
She giggled softly before scribbling back, 'why not?' and then putting her hand on his thigh.
*Alex*
He gave her a look and wrote back 'Because you're not giving me a handie in class... As tempting as that sounds... SOMEONE WILL SEE'
*Kat*
She rolled her eyes good naturedly before writing, 'Everyone is practically asleep in this class except for you and Hermione. And your robes could cover you up very well.'
*Alex*
He looked at her, trying to guage how serious she was. 'You're not serious. You can't be serious.'
*Kat*
She smiled slyly as she moved her hand farther up Alex's thigh and jotted 'Well, it would certainly make the class more interesting.'
*Alex*
He gulped and wrote back in a slight more shaky hand 'History of Magic is plenty interesting.'
He had to clear his mind. His sister was faculty now. This was his favorite class. Oh gods, he wanted a handjob so badly....
*Kat*
She giggled softly before writing back, 'More interesting for you than me. Although, if it's THAT interesting, you should be able to pay perfect attention despite distractions.'
*Alex*
He looked at her for a moment, not exactly sure what to say. Eventually he wrote back 'You make a very convincing arguement.'
*Kat*
She winked at him after writing, "Must be my charm."
*Alex*
He smiled and shook his head. 'Must be.'
*Kat*
She shrugged before pushing her hair behind her ear as she looked curiously at him and wrote, 'So, you up for it?'
*Alex*
He turned a little red and kept smiling. 'You have to ask?'
*Kat*
She couldn't help but blush as she scotched closer to him. Making sure that his robes were covering his lap enough, she slid her hand onto his crotch and squeezed gently before jotting, 'Are you ever not up around me?'
*Alex*
He blushed a little redder. 'Errrr... no. You have an effect on me.'
*Kat*
She leaned a bit into Alex and ran her fingers lightly over the crotch of his pants, pretending to look at his notes interestedly before writing down, 'Oh, what kind of effect?'
*Alex*
He squirmed a little, trying his best not to moan or groan. He scribbled quickly. 'You are a horrible, evil woman.'
*Kat*
She looked innocently at Alex as she mouthed, "Who? Me?"
*Alex*
He nodded eagerly and scribbled back to her 'I swear to the gods, if you get me expelled from another school for getting a handjob in class...'
*Kat*
She rolled her eyes slightly before writing, 'You can't get expelled for that. If you could Will and Sven would... Wait. Nevermind, but you can't get expelled for that. Although it is a better way to go than you've done before."
*Alex*
He stifled a laugh. 'OK, that much is true. At least I'd go out a legend... I hear Romagio is nice.'
*Kat*
She made a face. 'I've heard it's too crowded.' She pouted at him pitifully. 'And I'd miss you. Maybe we could get Snape fired and have you come back and teach DADA.'
*Alex*
He smiled back at her. 'We could both go to New Rivendell? I couldn't teach DADA... Unless folks need to learn how to take a punch.'
*Kat*
She stiffled a giggle. 'Well, a few people could use to learn that lesson. But you're a big, bad war hero, they could always use you as a teacher.'
*Alex*
He smiled at her. 'I think you're giving me too much credit, but thanks.'
*Kat*
She smiled warmly as she patted Alex's thigh. 'All praise I give is well deserved.'
*Alex*
He smiled back at her. 'You're the best.'
*Kat*
Smirking, she circled where Alex had wrote 'I think you're giving me too much credit, but thanks.' and drew an arrow pointing to it.
*Alex*
He did laugh at that, which drew a severe look from Binns and a couple of astonished glances from his fellow students. He smirked back at her and scribbled back. 'Well. I'm waiting for my handjob.'
*Kat*
She blushed bright red as she glanced around, waiting for Binns to look away before jotting down, 'But people are looking now!'
*Alex*
He grinned. 'You're awful cute when you blush like that.'
*Kat*
She pushed her hair behind her ear bashfully before writing, 'If you say so. I bet I'm awful cute when I talk big too.'
*Alex*
He smiled broadly. 'You might as well own up to it, you're awful cute most of the time.'
*Kat*
She laughed softly before tapping her pen at the circled text and smiling at Alex.
*Alex*
He shook his head. 'I'm giving you just enough credit I think.'
*Kat*
She smiled softly as she shrugged and then jotted down, 'If you say so.'
*Alex*
He nudged her gently with his shoulder and then set about trying to pay attention to class. He wondered how much longer he had to go.
*Kat*
She watched Alex a moment as he tried to pay attention to class before she looked up at the front of the classroom too. Smirking, she ran the end of her pen over her lips before sucking at it slightly.
*Alex*
He caught her out of the corner of his eye and nearly choked, scribbling back to her quickly. 'This is so unfair.'
*Kat*
She read the message and then looked innocently at Alex before jotting down 'What?'
*Alex*
He sighed and shook his head at her.
'This is my favourite class. And you're... teasing me."
*Kat*
She smirked before jotting, 'And?' and putting the end of the pen back in her mouth.
*Alex*
He sighed and smiled attempting to turn his attention back to the class.
*Kat*
Rolling her eyes good naturedly, she sucked at her pen slightly. Looking back towards the front of the room, she kept playing with her pen as she bumped her leg against Alex's teasingly.
*Alex*
He screwed up his face trying hard to pay attention to class and not to Kat. What did she want him to do, snog her right here, right now? He bumped his leg back against hers good naturedly and wondered if a trip to the loo would do him any good.
*Kat*
Giggling softly, she put a hand down to run over Alex's thigh again as she nibbled on the end of her pen.
*Alex*
He lurched again and gave her a bewildered glare. 'You need to stop. Or I'm going to have to leave the room.'
*Kat*
She pouted playfully before jotting, 'Awww, why?'
*Alex*
He smirked at her. 'Before you cause me to do something embarrasing'
*Kat*
She quirked an eyebrow. 'Like what?'
*Alex*
He gave her a look. 'Like moan or something... I'm just glad for these robes.... If I had to stand up right now, that would be embarassing'
*Kat*
She blushed slightly as she jotted down, 'Good thing we're not in a class where you have to write answers up on the board.'
*Alex*
He scribbled back. 'No kiddin'. Even better that it's not Potions.'
*Kat*
She made a face. 'At least it's not Snape anymore. And Slughorn would be too distracted by all the boobs to notice your hard on.'
*Alex*
He stifled a laugh. 'You're right. What I mean is at least it's not Transfig.'
*Kat*
She made a face. 'Well, now. Before, you'd just have more stimulation from what I heard about the last teacher.'
*Alex*
He grinned. 'She wasn't mah type. Too snooty. Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but I'm rather hung up on redheads.'
*Kat*
She blushed and teasingly tapped at the 'too much credit that was circled' before jotting down 'Her Veela charm may have changed your mind.'
*Alex*
He grinned. 'I would have been thinking of you the whole time.'
*Kat*
She giggled before drawing a pair of lips on the parchment and writing 'mwah!' beside it.
*Alex*
He laughed drawing more attention than he wanted. 'Right back at you..."
*Kat*
She smiled, a wicked look crossing her face as she glanced around the room. Leaning over the notebook, she sketched a pair of lips again, but this time around a cock.
*Alex*
He pretended to be paying attention again until he caught what she was drawing out of the corner of his eye. He made a choking sound and dropped his quill, Binns glared. "Mr. McDouglas, you are lucky that class is now over, please do not behave like this next class."
*Kat*
She made a bit of a face as Binns reprimanded Alex, shoving the notebook quickly into her bag so that no one could see it. Standing up with a bit of a bounce, she smirked over at Alex as she swung her bag over her shoulder.
"So, ready ta go back ta the dorm an' start on some homework?" she teased.
*Alex*
He got to his feet with a broad grin and moved forward quickly, picking Kat up and putting her over his shoulder. He grabbed his books in his other hand and strode quickly out of the classroom.
"Oh, we're goin' back tae the dorms all right."
*Kat*
Squealing a bit as Alex picked her up and threw her over his shoulder, she giggled as she thumped her fists lightly against Alex's back.
"Ack! Put me down ya big brute!" she managed to get out between her giggles. "Ah have notes ta go over!"
*Alex*
He laughed and marched her through the hall, to the amusement and occasional disgust of the rest of the student body.
"Woman, Ah've had enough o' yuir teasin'."