YESSSS
I finally finished training all my pokemans with their EVs... and sabrina is a giant FAES. it's all like ESPEON USES PSYCHIC! *drains half life* IT WASN'T VERY EFFECTIVE...
the equivalent of that would be punching me in the face, popping out a bunch of my crowns and while I'm standing there with blood pouring out of my mouth I manage a grin and say: 'pfft that didn't hurt.'
of course that is completely unrealistic because if someone punched me that hard, I'd start crying. or I'd punch them back. or I would've felt the tension escalating and threw the first punch to avoid getting my teeth knocked out.
maybe I'll just bleed on them, like brad pitt in fight club.
BUT I BEAT HER. I BEAT HER! my homie aggron was like, 's'up, eat my iron tail' and boy howdy, I tell you that tail hurts a lot when it's made out of rock and steel, and it belongs to the body of a creature that's 700+ lbs.
i want an aggron. mine's named rorii AND TODAY HE ROLLED AROUND HAPPILY it was very cute because his little sprite started spastically spinning around in a circle. doridoridoridoridoridoridori.
also because he's a dinosaur made out of steel and rock and is like seven feet tall. fck yea dinosaurs.
dear pokemans: make a cooler bear pokemon.
TIME FOR BED MUST GO TO WORK TOMORROW. I clock in at 2PM but I'm getting a ride with my mom, and she's going at 11:30AM so I'll be a bit early... but I'll spend that time SWEEPING THE OTHER KANTO GYM LEADERS. HAHAHAHA!
...okay I'll stop being dumb and go to bed now.
the equivalent of that would be punching me in the face, popping out a bunch of my crowns and while I'm standing there with blood pouring out of my mouth I manage a grin and say: 'pfft that didn't hurt.'
of course that is completely unrealistic because if someone punched me that hard, I'd start crying. or I'd punch them back. or I would've felt the tension escalating and threw the first punch to avoid getting my teeth knocked out.
maybe I'll just bleed on them, like brad pitt in fight club.
BUT I BEAT HER. I BEAT HER! my homie aggron was like, 's'up, eat my iron tail' and boy howdy, I tell you that tail hurts a lot when it's made out of rock and steel, and it belongs to the body of a creature that's 700+ lbs.
i want an aggron. mine's named rorii AND TODAY HE ROLLED AROUND HAPPILY it was very cute because his little sprite started spastically spinning around in a circle. doridoridoridoridoridoridori.
also because he's a dinosaur made out of steel and rock and is like seven feet tall. fck yea dinosaurs.
dear pokemans: make a cooler bear pokemon.
TIME FOR BED MUST GO TO WORK TOMORROW. I clock in at 2PM but I'm getting a ride with my mom, and she's going at 11:30AM so I'll be a bit early... but I'll spend that time SWEEPING THE OTHER KANTO GYM LEADERS. HAHAHAHA!
...okay I'll stop being dumb and go to bed now.