Fuck off, Kennedy.
Pretty sure I'm the only one who couldent give less of a shit about whichever Kennedy it was that just died.
What was he even doing that made everyone cry so much? I havent noticed any huge changes in ANYTHING worth paying attention to recently, so i'm pretty sure he was really just sitting around and eating all the Triscuit crackers before I could get to them.
What, is it because he was a Kennedy? Did he personally give your family money or something?
Who cares? One more old person dead - the beginnings of the path to a better america. I advise more elderly politicians take his lead and shove off into the great beyond to speed this process up.
Anyway, I'm off to go do ANYTHING else with my life that isnt sitting around wondering about the latest death in the cursed Kennedy line.
Like shoot H.
or tickle scrotums.
What was he even doing that made everyone cry so much? I havent noticed any huge changes in ANYTHING worth paying attention to recently, so i'm pretty sure he was really just sitting around and eating all the Triscuit crackers before I could get to them.
What, is it because he was a Kennedy? Did he personally give your family money or something?
Who cares? One more old person dead - the beginnings of the path to a better america. I advise more elderly politicians take his lead and shove off into the great beyond to speed this process up.
Anyway, I'm off to go do ANYTHING else with my life that isnt sitting around wondering about the latest death in the cursed Kennedy line.
Like shoot H.
or tickle scrotums.