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Bad news: I didn't get the lead in the school play. It almost feels like high school all over again, except no, yeah, I always got the lead in the school play. And then, when I came home, there was a cankled cow taking over my living room. Seriously, who brings home Bessie? She's better off in fields eating alfalfa and chewing cud.
Oh, wait, Shikamaru does. Because he's whipped.
And just when things couldn't get any worse, I broke a nail. And not like, a pinkie nail, which doesn't look as bad, but an actual thumb nail. On my thumb. Now my hands are uneven.
Good news: if all else fails, I can always become a porn star. Nobody will be looking at my thumbs.
Oh, wait, Shikamaru does. Because he's whipped.
And just when things couldn't get any worse, I broke a nail. And not like, a pinkie nail, which doesn't look as bad, but an actual thumb nail. On my thumb. Now my hands are uneven.
Good news: if all else fails, I can always become a porn star. Nobody will be looking at my thumbs.