I've heard of Mark Oshiro, aka
Mark Reads, but I'd never actually watched any of his videos or listened to his readings/sporkings of popular books.
Apparently, someone got him to read the first chapter of
Hogwarts Houses Divided. o..O
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I am not quite sure if he enjoyed it or found it excruciatingly painful...
(Thanks to
momofquacker for the tip.)