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Allow me to regale you with a tale, my friends. A tale of woe, and ultimately satisfaction.
As I awoke from a pleasant slumber, I was alerted via my mobile of a great happening. Lo, as a premium client, I was cordially invited to a private browsing of a certain Dolce&Gabbana line at a nominal cost.. And thus, I began my trek.
As I approached the boutique at the appointed hour, I was inundated by a most curious hum. This sound grew louder and louder, and it became clear that this sound was created by a throng outside the door. Alas, I was duped as the crwod grew larger and larger, all waiting with bated breath to enter into the chaos of tailored attire. I found myself drawn into the fray, battling tooth and nail among the horde in a perilous attempt to reach the men's boutique.
As I finally escaped, I realized with great relief that I, along with few brave men, had chosen to browse through the far better bargains to be found on the men's floor. And as the frenzied crowd below subsided, I made away with several rare items for which to better my wardrobe.
As I awoke from a pleasant slumber, I was alerted via my mobile of a great happening. Lo, as a premium client, I was cordially invited to a private browsing of a certain Dolce&Gabbana line at a nominal cost.. And thus, I began my trek.
As I approached the boutique at the appointed hour, I was inundated by a most curious hum. This sound grew louder and louder, and it became clear that this sound was created by a throng outside the door. Alas, I was duped as the crwod grew larger and larger, all waiting with bated breath to enter into the chaos of tailored attire. I found myself drawn into the fray, battling tooth and nail among the horde in a perilous attempt to reach the men's boutique.
As I finally escaped, I realized with great relief that I, along with few brave men, had chosen to browse through the far better bargains to be found on the men's floor. And as the frenzied crowd below subsided, I made away with several rare items for which to better my wardrobe.