Interesting. (Screened to Employees)

[invented_cool]

I received an email today. It read, as follows

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[shuichiro_o]

eh, Congratulations, Oshitari-san! That's amazing!

[invented_cool]

Thank you.

However, don't tell your new princess to audition, hm?

[shuichiro_o]

What new Princess?

[invented_cool]

Miss Quack-Like-A-Duck-On-The-Bassoon. It was a pleasure having to listen to her animal noise impersonations, and I told her you're just as passionate about the bassoon as she is. She eagerly agreed that you deserve a nice long private concert.

[shuichiro_o]

She can do animal impersonations on the bassoon? That's incredible.

Though I don't know why you said I was passionate...I really don't know anything about it.

[invented_cool]

She can only do one-an out of tune duck.

You seemed so interested in the bassoon that I suggested she share her pleasure with you. In a three hour long solo.

Quack quack.

[shuichiro_o]

Uh... well, I guess I don't really mind.

[invented_cool]

Three more horsemen to go, Oishi-kun.

[shuichiro_o]

Horsemen? But I haven't even seen any horsemen. *rubs temples*

[invented_cool]

Your new princess is Pestilence. Just wait for War, Famine, and Death.

[shuichiro_o]

Oshitari! Don't call the princesses pestilence, that's really rude! Even if you don't like her instrument of choice, that's just ungentlemanly.

Shame on you!

[invented_cool]

She's one of the Horsemen, Oishi-kun.

But don't worry. You have plenty of time for the other three. They're very, very patient.