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Dear Customers,
I'm pleased that you enjoy my voice. In fact, I'm quite flattered when I'm asked to read something, be it a passage from your favorite book or a love letter from your current paramour.
However. This "please read the phone book" business has to stop. Seriously, can't you find anything else you'd enjoy having read? Even if it's a flyer from your supermarket?
Also I have not and will not be opening a phone sex line, thank you.
I'm pleased that you enjoy my voice. In fact, I'm quite flattered when I'm asked to read something, be it a passage from your favorite book or a love letter from your current paramour.
However. This "please read the phone book" business has to stop. Seriously, can't you find anything else you'd enjoy having read? Even if it's a flyer from your supermarket?
Also I have not and will not be opening a phone sex line, thank you.