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my godfather got me the elephunk cd by black eyed peas for christmas. it's not something i'm truly into (besides just to joke around) but i'm proud of him for at least trying, seeing as he isn't ever around much. lucas decided to bust it out today and we listened to 'let's get retarded.'
as he's opening the cd he goes in a seriously creepy voice, "i love getting retarded.. i get retarded all the time." of course, once we play the song, what does he do but roll around spasmatically and spit everywhere like some sort of a.. well, a retard. then it occurred to me:
why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
i mean, who DOESN'T want that!