The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.3.
Archive | Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Scarlett and Finn gave science to Derek to trick him into engaging in mpreg. The hormones made him less evil and he actually came to love Jeremy and their kids and revoked his evil, legacy-destroying ways. Jack, Jane, and James were born. Von got super old. Jeremy and Derek got married. Vera aged up and ran as far away from this family (and her naked dad) as she could.
Jack: What is this, opposite day? How come uncle Finn gets to stay home and play in the sprinklers and I have to go to school?
Because he’s like 150 years old and has already been to work thousands of times?
Jack: Fine.
They have a love/hate relationship tbh.
Derek: Must you?
This is when a bunch of junk happened and I stopped playing for a month. I also got bored with Evansdale so I decided to move the Ashleighs.
Jeremy: Remember how I told my mom that we didn’t want to leave? That we’d stay here at least as long as the kids were little?
Derek: I remember, and I sort of hate you for it.
Jeremy: I lied. We need to get the hell out of this city.
Derek: Oh, thank god. I’m so tired of sleeping in the fairy house. Your mom keeps threatening to de-wing me, you know. She watches you sleep sometimes.
Jeremy: They definitely need their own space.
Derek: We need our own space.
Bye bye, Evansdale County! You’ve been very good to us, but it’s time to move on. ♥
Hello again, Neverglade.
:)
Finn: It’s funny to be back here again, only this time we’re the ones with the faeries.
Scarlett: I have a feeling daddies will be coming home soon, too.
Finn: Is it time already?
Scarlett: I just have a feeling.
Sorry for the very decided lack of toddler spam this generation. With all the moving around, the kids aged up without me noticing.
I think they aged up without Derek and Jeremy noticing too, because they look like they're going to throw up.
Jane was assigned Unstable, which should be fun?? I've never had an Unstable sim before.
Friendly . Athletic . Unstable
James was assigned Loves the Heat. Boring. Even though he's super cute, his traits are meh.
Artistic . Hates the Outdoors . Loves the Heat
Jane: We meet again, yellow cake. And this time I’m old enough to eat you whole.
Yellow Cake: I dare you, kid. Do it and see what happens to your colon.
And then I had to switch lots because their house kept crashing on me. Thankfully this new house only took a day to decorate instead of three like the other fml.
James: Hear ye! hear ye! Harken to me, loyal subjects! Thy prince’s royal court is in session!
Von: Apologies, your highness. Am I late?
James: ...No, grandpa. Just naked.
Von: Ah. I was wondering why there was a breeze.
James: Grandpa’s always naked. It’s starting to make me uncomfortable.
Jane: Considering he’s always playing video games in our room and sitting on your bean bag chair, you’re probably right to be feeling that way.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Science faces.
They all take after Derek with their compulsive and incessant love of dancing.
Derek: My kids are the shit.
Indoor basement pool, yo.
Snocones: The best way to start the day.
James: Thanks for not being naked, grandpa.
Von: I have no idea what you’re talking about, Jamie.
They all look so thrilled to be going to school.
Jack: Can we have motorcycles like uncle Finn?
No.
You look so peaceful for someone who’s about to get super old.
Scarlett: Death comes to us all, in our time. At least I got to experience life, much to the chagrin of certain vampire fathers.
Scarlett: I’m sending this to my daddies.
Von: You look like you've barely aged a day, my love.
- MEANWHILE, in another city far, far away -
Bishop: Hey, babe. I just got a text from Scarlett. Our kids are getting old and might die soon.
Dylan: Wow. Wanna hunt them down and harass them until they do?
Bishop: Abso-fucking-lutely. Let me pack my shit.
Bishop: Think those tracking devices we had Finn implant in them when they were babies still work?
Dylan: He said they’d work until the kids died, so here’s hoping. Now where the fuck is that app?
- AND WE'RE BACK -
(ﾉ♥ヮ♥)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧✿❤✿*:・ﾟ✧✿❤✿*:・ﾟ✧
/barfs feelings
lol sluts.
Hanging out with other gay dads. This is Theo and he’s super hot.
Derek: Our kids should have a play date, or something hetero like that.
Theo: Oooooo! That would be faaaab-
Derek: Dude, calm down.
Derek won. No one was surprised.
Too much meat for Jer. (Ŏ艸Ŏ)
Look at these slo-mo-walking badasses.
Jane: I have a secret~.
Oh god. What.
Fox: It’s this place! It’s Neverglade! It makes us alive!
Jane: So you’re like us? You’re a fairy?
Fox: Well, I’m a changeling. I’m a fairy trapped in the body of a doll. But your uncle Finn can help me. He helped another member of my family once before. Ask him if he remembers Charlotte.
Jane: I will!
This is Ben, btw. He’s Theo’s oldest son. Play-date accomplished.
Jack: Play-dates should not involve homework.
Ben: Seriously. This is the woooorst.
Don't let the whining fool you. They went swimming for like a thousand hours after they were done with their homework.
James: Grandma? Is Jane pillow-fighting with herself?
Scarlett: Shhh. Just paint, my precious drone bee. Just paint. Let the Guardian do his will. Some things are best left to your uncle Finn.
James: ‘Ehhhh. I don’t get this family sometimes.
Scarlett: I don’t want to alarm you, my love, but it appears your throat has been cut.
Von: I know. Simgod says I’m going to die soon anyway so she doesn’t want to bother trying to figure out the problem.
Scarlett: Mm. Fair enough.
Jack: WHERE THE HECK IS BREAKFAST?! I’M STARVING.
On that note, I am also starving for breakfast so I'll leave it there for now. As always, thanks for reading. :3
Guest Sims:
Derek Oros by by divadoom.
Theo Harden by rebellionicecream.