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"Coming This Summer...
CHICK1: Johnny, I loved you last movie!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's Nice...
NARRATOR: A blockbuster hit starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom...
[ORLANDO walks into JOHNNY's dressing room and slams the door. JOHNNY is halfway into his 'Jack Sparrow' Outfit]
ORLANDO: Man, those chicks out there are crazy...
JOHNNY: Yeah...wanna make out?
NARRATOR: In...'Two Guys Who Might as Well Like Cock'...
[JOHNNY and ORLANDO start kissing and doing gay shit]
NARRATOR: Coming later this year...film rated H for 'Homo Shit'"
*shrug* Yay tired drek!
CHICK1: Johnny, I loved you last movie!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's Nice...
NARRATOR: A blockbuster hit starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom...
[ORLANDO walks into JOHNNY's dressing room and slams the door. JOHNNY is halfway into his 'Jack Sparrow' Outfit]
ORLANDO: Man, those chicks out there are crazy...
JOHNNY: Yeah...wanna make out?
NARRATOR: In...'Two Guys Who Might as Well Like Cock'...
[JOHNNY and ORLANDO start kissing and doing gay shit]
NARRATOR: Coming later this year...film rated H for 'Homo Shit'"
*shrug* Yay tired drek!