From Gemdot's post

[invader_spleen]

Type your username with your:

nose: 8invaderspleen
elbow: iunbvcader spolkeddrenb
chin: iknbvcaderft saoplewewn
feet: imkrftzasxde cd,fdf
eyes closed and one finger: invsder dkmsdsb
back of my hand: 8hswdnb nb nmh
palm: i8nmvdr45t s;pl;e n
mouse: invader spleen
wrist: oinjcvaqsdeew43r soplw3eew43b n

i like it. iunbvcader spolkeddrenb will be my user name from now on. sounds russian.