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[invader_rob]

so the other day me and michelle where driving down th4e road and a cat jumped out in the road. he the jumped and hit the hood of my car going the the side of the car then into the driverside window. then it started scratching me. so im fight the cat of with one hand and then driving with the other. the cat soon overpowerd me so michelle took the wheel and i was fighting the cat. so shes driving and im fighting the cat. this cat was white to by the way. so i knock out the cat and throw it into the back of the van. we are almost home and the cat comes to and gets up behind me and covers my face with its paws and starts scratching me. michelle grabs the cat and throws it out the window. the cat flys out hits anouthe car and then a tree.
the end
lesson to be learned.
a. if you hit a cat make sure it cant move.
or
b. roll up your windows.