20 Random Facts...or whatever
1. At this moment each one of my legs has +30 flea bites each.
2. I am very proud of my legs (minus the flea bites) and love wearing short skirts and stockings, although I rarely do it.
3. I love corsets and bustiers but the mother fuckers are too damn expensive.
4. My current favorite joke is about some leprechauns asking the pope if any leprechaun nuns exist, and when the pope says no one of the leprechauns tells the other one "I told you you were fucking a penguin!"
4. I love Robb's smile lines.
5. I love my hands and think I could be a hand model. (Yay Ginny)
6. I'm kind of annoyed that the majority of these sentences start out with "I".
7. When I was a little kid I use to talk to the tele.
8. It's very hard for me to sleep if I don't have the blanket over my head like a hood, and if I don't have my stuffed penguin named Hubert.
9. I don't really want to live with my future roommate, Morris.
10. Sometimes I feel like my friends aren't actually my friends.
11. But my birthday made me feel like I have real friends.
12. I have this need to be liked by everyone...or at least not hated, unless I hate them, then they can hate me back.
13. Next year I want my birthday cake to be two towers with some candy planes crashed into them, even though it seems like a really sick and twisted thought.
14. I wish I had the balls to be axe.
15. Robb once said that if I ever have sex with Johnny Depp he wants to have sex with me immediately after.
16. I just finished reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and now I'm reading Peter Pan.
17. I really like top romen and when I was a little kid I called it favorite noodles.
18. One time some little kids wanted to play house with me when I was 3 or 4, and they said I had to be the mommy, and I replied, "No, I want to be the door."
19. I wish I were really good at: fencing, singing, dancing, acting (triple threat!), playing multiple instruments, and fighting.
20. I wish I had the power of head 'splody.
So now I tag people to do this? Ok, I choose...uhh..
chocolate_bunny
eversoorandom
irascible_liar
meju
poetheghost
and invader_frank...if he ever logs on to lj over again.
2. I am very proud of my legs (minus the flea bites) and love wearing short skirts and stockings, although I rarely do it.
3. I love corsets and bustiers but the mother fuckers are too damn expensive.
4. My current favorite joke is about some leprechauns asking the pope if any leprechaun nuns exist, and when the pope says no one of the leprechauns tells the other one "I told you you were fucking a penguin!"
4. I love Robb's smile lines.
5. I love my hands and think I could be a hand model. (Yay Ginny)
6. I'm kind of annoyed that the majority of these sentences start out with "I".
7. When I was a little kid I use to talk to the tele.
8. It's very hard for me to sleep if I don't have the blanket over my head like a hood, and if I don't have my stuffed penguin named Hubert.
9. I don't really want to live with my future roommate, Morris.
10. Sometimes I feel like my friends aren't actually my friends.
11. But my birthday made me feel like I have real friends.
12. I have this need to be liked by everyone...or at least not hated, unless I hate them, then they can hate me back.
13. Next year I want my birthday cake to be two towers with some candy planes crashed into them, even though it seems like a really sick and twisted thought.
14. I wish I had the balls to be axe.
15. Robb once said that if I ever have sex with Johnny Depp he wants to have sex with me immediately after.
16. I just finished reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and now I'm reading Peter Pan.
17. I really like top romen and when I was a little kid I called it favorite noodles.
18. One time some little kids wanted to play house with me when I was 3 or 4, and they said I had to be the mommy, and I replied, "No, I want to be the door."
19. I wish I were really good at: fencing, singing, dancing, acting (triple threat!), playing multiple instruments, and fighting.
20. I wish I had the power of head 'splody.
So now I tag people to do this? Ok, I choose...uhh..
chocolate_bunny
eversoorandom
irascible_liar
meju
poetheghost
and invader_frank...if he ever logs on to lj over again.