Someone..
Needs to teach me how to put stuff behind a cut. That last entry was way too long.
Anyway. I am fucked. Royally fucked. The same kind of fucked that you are in when you realize that the twanging sound you hear is the cable to your elevator.
I've got so much fucking chemistry to study, it's not even funny. I can't study that much. It's just not in me. I simply cannot do it. So, basically, I am going to fail my chem midterm. I fear that there is no way around it. Don't take that to mean that I am going to give up, I'm going to try, and actually study. I'm just being realistic here. There is a fucking lot of material here.
I am also fucked in my english class. I was going to do a paper on that proposal to ban violent video games. You know, the one that got shot down? No.. you don't fucking know, because apparently it doesn't even exist. This is bad. Tomorrow I am supposed to have a paraphrase and summary done. Not only that, I have to give a five minute presentation on my topic. Fuck, I am supposed to have about eight to ten sources for this paper already. I don't have any, why? Because I Just realized that my topic does not exist.
I am a genius. Can't you tell? I mean come on, what the fuck is wrong with me? So you see, having been late in delivering a topic, my teacher is probably expecting something good. Now, I have to go into english class tomorrow with documentation for a topic completely different from my own. The only thing EVEN CLOSE is the bill that was passed in California, banning the sale of Violent Video games to minors. I can't write about that. This is a paper whose subject we need to fiercely defend or reburke. Fucking, I only moderately agree with this ban. Sure, don't let minors buy violent video games. They probably shouldn't play anyway. But for the love of fuck, I did, and there's nothing the fuck wrong with me. Hell, their parents are going to go out and buy it for them anyway- so what's the point?
God, I haven't studied for anything in near a month. I haven't picked up a book for any of my classes at all. Now I am royally fucked. This is the same thing that would happen in high school, except then, it didn't matter if I got behind. The paces were so slow that I could sit in class, read the chapter, and still be ahead by the end of the period.
The AP teachers fucking lied to us. "OMG LOL THIS CLASS WILL B V-HARD 4U. U WILL HAV 2 STUDI HARSD B/C IT IS LYK COLEG CLASS LOLLOLLLLOODFOSDFIOHDASOFIHSDOFHOSDHF?"
Fuckers.
So yeah, all you people from Salisbury, expect to see me back at the end of the semester. UD will probably have decided they don't need the likes of me.
On another note: I like Pandas, and I'm an Astronaut!
Anyway. I am fucked. Royally fucked. The same kind of fucked that you are in when you realize that the twanging sound you hear is the cable to your elevator.
I've got so much fucking chemistry to study, it's not even funny. I can't study that much. It's just not in me. I simply cannot do it. So, basically, I am going to fail my chem midterm. I fear that there is no way around it. Don't take that to mean that I am going to give up, I'm going to try, and actually study. I'm just being realistic here. There is a fucking lot of material here.
I am also fucked in my english class. I was going to do a paper on that proposal to ban violent video games. You know, the one that got shot down? No.. you don't fucking know, because apparently it doesn't even exist. This is bad. Tomorrow I am supposed to have a paraphrase and summary done. Not only that, I have to give a five minute presentation on my topic. Fuck, I am supposed to have about eight to ten sources for this paper already. I don't have any, why? Because I Just realized that my topic does not exist.
I am a genius. Can't you tell? I mean come on, what the fuck is wrong with me? So you see, having been late in delivering a topic, my teacher is probably expecting something good. Now, I have to go into english class tomorrow with documentation for a topic completely different from my own. The only thing EVEN CLOSE is the bill that was passed in California, banning the sale of Violent Video games to minors. I can't write about that. This is a paper whose subject we need to fiercely defend or reburke. Fucking, I only moderately agree with this ban. Sure, don't let minors buy violent video games. They probably shouldn't play anyway. But for the love of fuck, I did, and there's nothing the fuck wrong with me. Hell, their parents are going to go out and buy it for them anyway- so what's the point?
God, I haven't studied for anything in near a month. I haven't picked up a book for any of my classes at all. Now I am royally fucked. This is the same thing that would happen in high school, except then, it didn't matter if I got behind. The paces were so slow that I could sit in class, read the chapter, and still be ahead by the end of the period.
The AP teachers fucking lied to us. "OMG LOL THIS CLASS WILL B V-HARD 4U. U WILL HAV 2 STUDI HARSD B/C IT IS LYK COLEG CLASS LOLLOLLLLOODFOSDFIOHDASOFIHSDOFHOSDHF?"
Fuckers.
So yeah, all you people from Salisbury, expect to see me back at the end of the semester. UD will probably have decided they don't need the likes of me.
On another note: I like Pandas, and I'm an Astronaut!