Nnng...

[inuzuka_alpha]

How'd I end up in 'ere..?

What'm I... uggh, m'tired..

Need ta.. get outta here.. keep looking, has to be here somewhere..

Th'windows don't look too thick..

(('Cuz of my inactivity due to family problems (and it'll probably continue- I gotta go to another state for my gramma's funeral and I dunno how much I can get on the internet...) I decided that

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[lazy_vassal]

Welcome to the afterlife!

[inuzuka_alpha]

...What're you talking about?

[lazy_vassal]

You died.

[inuzuka_alpha]

...I'm not dead, I'd know if I was dead!

Though I do feel really out-of-it..

[lazy_vassal]

I would know if you were dead! I'm the doctor here.

[inuzuka_alpha]

..If you're the doctor, why would you be in the afterlife?

[lazy_vassal]

I'm the afterlife's doctor. I make sure that everyone who comes here is dead. If they aren't, I send them back.

[inuzuka_alpha]

That makes no sense at all!

And my heart's beatin, and I'm breathin. That makes me alive.

((He totally checked. :D)

[lazy_vassal]

That's okay! We can fix that really easy!

[inuzuka_alpha]

Hey, wha-

HAH. Just try, I dare you.

[lazy_vassal]

I'm too lazy to do that. Here, this is much faster.

*Unplugs heartbeat monitors and stuff*

Now you're dead! See? No heartbeat.

[inuzuka_alpha]

....

That was so stupid. -laughs and winces-

[lazy_vassal]

He he he~

[inuzuka_alpha]

You're pretty cool.

Oh, n' I'm Kiba. You?

[lazy_vassal]

You can call me whatever you want~

[inuzuka_alpha]

Err... okay.

....I'll call you... -snicker/snort- Girly-boy.