zelda fanfic || what after love 1.5;

[inuyashacooks]

title: What After Love
pairing: Sheik X Link X Zelda triangle; Sheik X Link and Zelda X Link
rating: PG-13
genre: romance / AU
chapter summary: Zelda comes back to Castle City, and Sheik is forced to recognize the real disconnect between himself and Link.
note: finally i got the new chapter up. i'm such a baller.

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[tupelo_thief]

SHEIK. GOT PWND. XD. the pwning paragraph was rly fuckin OSSIM *applauds*. tanto tempo was a super choice for their meeting :D.

--Sheik rattles off such amazing poetry :D. why do I accept both WAL sheik and fixing a hole sheik XD? theyre complete opposites XD.
--“a fistful of stars thrown over junkie dreams”, “seemed to recede, back into plush dark.”, “Sheik was a mystery to him; he came from nowhere”
--“and from the way he leaned with the dark weight of a gun in his small frame” - GASSSSSSSSSSP OMFG SPAZZED WHEN I READ THIS
--“Raven had shown up like the king of living dead, a crooked cigarette look in his eyes, and dragged them to a strange carnivorous hipster joint, because apparently the drinks were really good and there was some chick there he was lookin' to devour.” - fuckin raven in a sentence yo. HOW I LOVE HIM SO XD.
--“Bastards'll talk shit then go home t' their goddamn knitting." ILU SO MUCH RAVEN XDDDD
--“penny songs and copper flowers”
--"These potatoes," i see why him and Zelda are friends/whatever XD
--"That's correct, Hero; where'd you get your eyes?" "From your words, I guess," - OH. MY. GATOS. NO WORDZ FOR THE OSSIM. NONE.
--"Oh, I'm Link," he replied, seeming to just go along with it as she pulled him along. He didn't really see any intention there, just figured she was some girl, like usual. - OH BUT SHES NOT XDDD. (“Well, he can’t talk to me forever.” - OH BUT HE CAN XD)
--“in some corner dark as a thief alligator's den” - OMFG PERFECT RAVEN. youre too good at this
--"Fuck fables," FUCK THE PO-LICE! In the count for the number of times raven says “fuck” am I counting “fucker”? anyway, the "fuck" count rose by 29 in this chapter XD
--"You gotta admit, I'd be a pretty fuckin' cool rapist, though." D:, the first thing I said was “RAVEN D:why i shud name it axel)
--"Yeah, they'd like- fuckin' read books an' shit together," - “I’d friend her all night long” XD
--"Man, love can suck my dick," - BOLOLLOOLOL XDD did you write that part recently? bc you kept sayin that lately XD.
--"Let's get drunk and see a movie," - do we or do we need to do this?
--"GET IN MAH BELLY!" - r vfgjfbbvf ROFLMAOOOOO XDDDD
--“turning it into a carnival love/hate story between the stomach and the hero.” Isn’t narrating a movie JUST SO FUCKIN FUIN 8D!?
--“the white flare of a flashlight found them” this reminds me of the scene from your gakuen fic - AND I THINK U NO WHICH SCENE IM TALKIN ABOUT *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
--"An' dress snappy- try an' fix yerself up. It's highbrow shit. Can't go 'round lookin' like a gaddamn hobo." - raven’s so nice :D. like, srsly, not jking, he rly is
--“he'd get extra clean and wear something either white or black, since dressing nice usually meant either one of those colors” - link’s so cute :3
--“his blood felt like bad luck” - HOSHIT. that’s gooooood

"shes a fuckin g" a wut? on with chapter six *whapish whapish*! JAY KAY, take ur tiem

[inuyashacooks]

they're not complete opposites. they're both really fancy gentleman. o and ya fucker counts; fuck and all its derivitaves, ya herd?

GO. LOOK. UP. JABU. JABU. ON. UNCYCLOPEDIA. B|

"love can suck my dick" yeah I did write that recently XDDDD like, yesterday

I THOT THE SAME FUKKIN THING. we should get drunk and see like a chickflick or something. kung fu panda anyone?

yeah! that's the thing with raven, he's a dickhead and he's outwardly a pretty horrible person but in the areas that matter he's gotcha covered. character aspect to-be-fully-developed later.

a fuckin G yo, a fuckin GANGSTA. where the hell have you been? *is ashamed to be your friend* chicka chicka what

bitch you best call me bout tomorrow B| I don't even know what the fuck a quail is

[tupelo_thief]

OOOOOOHHHHH. STFU IM UR BESTEST FRIEND IN THE UNIVERSE.

no not kung fu panada XD 1) bc thats not a chick flick and 2) bc it will forever be associated with "I had sex in a movie theater." "Oh, what'd you see?" "Kung fu panda."

LOLOLOLOL "this article was written by a zelda freak".

"theyre both really fancy gentlemen" tru, and altho that may be a huge similarity, theryre still too different, seeing as one adopts multiple personalities and keeps link prisoner through clown trickery. oh my, ive lost mai mind havent i?

uh, i dunno if i can call you today, but be prepared for me to be at ur house at like 5 and we'll leave right away. you have a metro card? cuz i dun think mine haz enough moniez

MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. sorry. i just hope i can write some more of here comes ur man today.

[inuyashacooks]

no not kung fu panada XD 1) bc thats not a chick flick and 2) bc it will forever be associated with "I had sex in a movie theater." "Oh, what'd you see?" "Kung fu panda." thats why i sed it XD- what are you, dense?

i dono. they dont really seem all that different to me. on the surface yeah but the actual differences are somewhat marginal, to me, at least. theyre both crazy as it suits them. they both seem more abstract than concrete. etc.

youre a ho. im not going with you an i change my mind. youre not the man i married and im not satisfied anymore. why, do you have no time to write it?

[inuyashacooks]

jeeeez btw i emailed you about this but silvio berlusconi is both my hero and brother in soul. he was succeeded at one point by romano prodi, who dint like him at all. silvio berlusconi was surprisingly not southern italian, was in fact from milan, but these are points we have to discuss tomorrow so (as i forgot to say in the email) i expect fully that you will have done the necessary research so that tomorrow we can talk about what a fucking dragon he is.

expect your inbox to be full B| *slips on sunglasses, rolls down a hall, shoots some people, plants the bomb, jumps out of a window to porsche because only the only organization who drive mercedes-benzes are the mafia, rides down the highway, dodges debris, shoots a hooker, stabs a stop sign, goes to a mcdonalds drive-thru, orders from the DOLLAR MENU, order is wrong, "no thats alright i'll just wait," gets right food, no ketchup, doesn't matter, drives home, cleans blood off shirt, puts illegal gun away, goes to bed, wakes up & is arrested, the end*

[inuyashacooks]

*is the mafia

[tupelo_thief]

........

BEAUTY. SHEER FUCKIN BEAUTY.

XD

oh well ya, i didnt do the research, so when i see you in like 15 minutes, you can explain to me how ossim he is.

[tupelo_thief]

i still dont get how that makes it a chick flick. or whatever. how about this - NO U.

yes, they are both crazy XD. oh gawdm what wud happen if they met XD? he world wud implode

i had a little time to write yesterday. GHEYNESS