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hetalia oneshot || nobody 'cept you;

Oct 28, 2009 01:45

title: Nobody 'Cept You
pairing: Turkey X Greece
rating: PG, cept for one instance of "fuck" |D
summary: After the earthquakes, Turkey looks to breach the distance separating him and Greece.

( Greece's eyes were still measured, still this cold amalgam of light and dark; Turkey wished he would just goddamn say something already...stop holding him in suspense- stop tormenting him with quiet... )

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tupelo_thief October 28 2009, 23:25:25 UTC

:3. que lindo! that was cute, and yezzum, you write these two very well. the only thing i have down about greece is that he sleeps a lot and loves to make japan uncomfortable in sexy ways *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*. but YOU know what youre doing with him. OMFG TURKEY. so epic. DUDE, could you imagine something with both cuba AND turkey!?!??! thats like, the most epic thing in the UNIVERSE. and then they build shelves and go to a strip club and go to Tony Fuckin Roma's and then - okay i'll stop nao before we all implode XD.

inuyashacooks October 28 2009, 23:45:13 UTC

PSSSSSHHHHHH THATS RESERVED FOR THE MANLIEST DATE EVAR AND WE HAVE T FUCKING WRITE SOOON.

but enough of this, its boring. how do you like your cds?

tupelo_thief October 28 2009, 23:56:22 UTC

i havent listened to everything yet, but so far it's SCRUMTRULESCENT. i've heard i never cared for you loads of times and i never knew it was willie nelson XD. and OMFG the bebe song, ugh, what's it called? anyway, her fucking thing at the end, i dunno know WHAT u wud even call it, i was like "HOSHIT!"

YES. YES WE TOTALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT SOON OMFGGGGGGG!!!!! thats gonna be SO. FUCKIN. OSSIM.

what did you say england wud call france and prussia? i have that you had him call spain "mr. 'invincible armada'!" but not the others.

inuyashacooks October 29 2009, 00:26:51 UTC

that's a good song eh? and escuece- bebes second album was even more awesome than the first one! oh by the BY, I'm lissnen to na linha do mar. isn't seu jorge like so fucking awesome? we should go t a show of his. I remember thinking once that I wanna be like seu jorge. still do- he's great, his lifes been an interesting one.

aside from seu jorge, bebe, willie nelson: I'm not gonna say anything but MAYBE you should call me on the tel-eh-phone cuz I got some ideas I think ya might want run by ya ears- cold war gakuen fail? yesplzn?

idk what exactly I sed :/ I think frants was a fancy frog XD but you should just say anything, you can come up with sumthin better anywayz.

tupelo_thief October 29 2009, 00:57:38 UTC

goddamn french translation D: - "there's nothing really wrong with them, they're just, really fuckin', french."

um, i think YES. he's so fuckin OSSIIIIIIM. you gotta tell me about his LIEF sometime.

Uh, i dunno if i can, cuz i gotta finish up here and then get back to the halloween fic D:. its going good, prussia and spain had their little DOO-HEL! "The battle ended when Prussia declared himself the victor; he then downed a beer and ate endless Milky Ways." that a good candy for him? NO WAIT- mebee butterfingers XD? oh, also, what did you think of turkey liking Snickers the best?

inuyashacooks October 29 2009, 01:09:33 UTC

ugh fine you cookiemonster. well as long as you're doing somethin awesome like writin fic its fine ;D hw is kinda fruity tho not gonna lie.

ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL "he then downed a beer and ate endless milky ways" WINWINWIN. YES turkey + snickers = win.

I forgot that prussia and spain had a duel XDDDD spain is don quixote! and romano'd be dulcinea but yknow the other costume is much better 8D

tupelo_thief October 29 2009, 01:16:32 UTC

this homework is so fucking gay, its a translation of caesar's de bello gallico and all he talks about is fucking MISTLETOE. endless fucking MISTLETOE and how the druids were in fucking LOVE with it. not fucking joking, they had big search parties on new years looking for fucking MISTLETOE. usually french translations are interesting, but not this one -__-

pft, FORGOT, you drew a little picture of it! YES, the other costume is MUCH better XD

inuyashacooks October 29 2009, 09:50:55 UTC

KJHUIDFHERWIUGHIUERG THAT ICON MAKES ME WEEP WITH JOY

..............................................................................................MISTELTOE SFUHEIRYHGUIERHEFIUASHFUIWEF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait are you hitting on me?

my father just told me that there was a goddess in norse mythology, and the only thing that she said she wouldn't protect the god of love with was mistletoe; he was shot by another god with an arrow fashioned from mistletoe, and with the death of the god of love, ragnarok began; the armageddon of the norse gods. thats inneresting huh? there are a lot of implications there. i wonder how else you can think of that.

HOSHIT tal para cual!!!!

btw did you mean the tate's emotion song? because if you mixed them up just because theyre spanish i will have to throw you off a train.

tupelo_thief October 29 2009, 18:32:39 UTC

no, you faggot i am NOT hitting on you -__-. why the hell did you even ask that?

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL, IT WORKED ITS WAY INTO THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OF THE HALLOWEEN FIC XDDDDDDDDDD. OH YES. ITS THERE. AND THERE WIL BE MOAR OF IT MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hm, i never knew anything about norse mythology before. so apparently mistletoe is important in other place too. this conversation is ridiculous XD

HOSHIT - gimme de ting!

NO, i meant the bebe song, the one that starts with the E. and how could i mix them up, not only do i know bebe's sound, im a knife wielding puerto rican. how could you forget that- you're not the man i married! the tante emotions song is soooo nice, and i was like "hm, yes this would TOTALLY be part of the WAL soundtrack" but where does it fit in?

inuyashacooks October 30 2009, 06:26:14 UTC

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inuyashacooks October 30 2009, 07:21:56 UTC

me: oh and that's *pussycat, italian spiderman B|
italian spiderman: sorry :(

tupelo_thief October 30 2009, 15:45:34 UTC

XDDDDDDDDDDD. that's like, the ossim version of rick rolling.

U. FUCKIN. WUD

i see you used your most ridiculous icon for this XD)

SHUT UP YOU BASTARD E FAMMI UN MACCHIATO, PRONTO!!!!!!!!11

inuyashacooks October 31 2009, 17:44:43 UTC

yeah man im so fuckin great. arent WE gonna have an ossim day today? ho-ho-ho, mai fri3nd.

/lostmindplzkthnxbailol

tupelo_thief November 1 2009, 03:22:28 UTC

and did we have an ossim day today, or did we have an ossim day? *BONEZ*

dude, i just got attacked by fuckin mothra while i was wearing nothing but a motha fuckin TOWEL. but not just mothra, FRENCH mothra - KNOW WHY!? because besides the fact that i wasnt wearing anything, it fucking DROPPED DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND LANDED ON MY FUCKING HEAD. i was like "wait, did something just hit my head...?" and then this BLACK FLUTTERING THING fell off my head and onto the floor and i fucking SHRIEKED in terror and jumped onto my bed. so then the thing was fluttering around like a total moron, and i freaked out and ran out of my room and locked it in there. and then i got my dad to come upstairs and kill it, and we couldnt fucking find it! IT'S FUCKING LURKING IN MY ROOM SOMEWHERE. if i dont see it, i'm not going to sleep in there.

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