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Got this from Death_Hendry lol
The quickest way to a man's heart is with InuShiek's fist.
InuShiek is not Politically Correct. She is just Correct. Always.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind InuShiek in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
InuShiek can divide by zero.
InuShiek doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own.
InuShiek once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.
InuShiek doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
InuShiek invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
If you can see InuShiek, she can see you. If you can't see InuShiek you may be only seconds away from death.
InuShiek doesn't throw up if she drinks too much. InuShiek throws down!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is InuShiek.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by InuShiek.
InuShiek and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
InuShiek doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. InuShiek can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.
InuShiek doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures InuShiek allows to live.
InuShiek died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.
InuShiek can build a snowman out of rain.
InuShiek can judge a book by its cover.
InuShiek can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with InuShiek. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear InuShiek killing you.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from InuShiek. Not to be outdone, InuShiek invented the car accident.
If you spell InuShiek wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean InuShiek?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
On a high school math test, InuShiek put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because InuShiek solves all her problems with Violence.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. InuShiek is the stuntman for every character.
When God said, "let there be light", InuShiek said, "say 'please'."
InuShiek eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is InuShiek.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into InuShiek.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except InuShiek.
InuShiek can drown a fish.
InuShiek never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
InuShiek puts the laughter in manslaughter.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, InuShiek created God by snapping her fingers.
InuShiek CAN believe it's not butter.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for InuShiek. This amuses InuShiek because she is bulletproof.
InuShiek invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
InuShiek let the dogs out.
Optimus Prime trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
A high tide means Optimus Prime is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Optimus Prime and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Optimus Prime is looking for it.
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Optimus Primeaurus.
Optimus Prime once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Optimus Prime re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Starscream invented the internet just so he had a place to store his porn.
Optimus Prime CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
Optimus Prime knows the last digit of pi.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Optimus Prime can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Optimus Prime has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Megatron can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Sunstreaker is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Optimus Prime sleeps with a night light. Not because Optimus Prime is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Optimus Prime.
TNT was originally developed by Ratchet to cure indigestion.
There are no such things as tornados. Megatron just hates trailer parks.
Optimus Prime never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When Starscream looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Starscream and Starscream.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Optimus Prime for help.
Google won't search for Transformers because it knows you don't find Transformers, it finds you.
Transformers can hit you so hard that it can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Transformers's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Transformers.
(omg I need to stop now... XD)
Got this from Death_Hendry lol
The quickest way to a man's heart is with InuShiek's fist.
InuShiek is not Politically Correct. She is just Correct. Always.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind InuShiek in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
InuShiek can divide by zero.
InuShiek doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own.
InuShiek once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.
InuShiek doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
InuShiek invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
If you can see InuShiek, she can see you. If you can't see InuShiek you may be only seconds away from death.
InuShiek doesn't throw up if she drinks too much. InuShiek throws down!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is InuShiek.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by InuShiek.
InuShiek and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
InuShiek doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. InuShiek can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.
InuShiek doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures InuShiek allows to live.
InuShiek died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.
InuShiek can build a snowman out of rain.
InuShiek can judge a book by its cover.
InuShiek can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with InuShiek. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear InuShiek killing you.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from InuShiek. Not to be outdone, InuShiek invented the car accident.
If you spell InuShiek wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean InuShiek?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
On a high school math test, InuShiek put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because InuShiek solves all her problems with Violence.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. InuShiek is the stuntman for every character.
When God said, "let there be light", InuShiek said, "say 'please'."
InuShiek eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is InuShiek.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into InuShiek.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except InuShiek.
InuShiek can drown a fish.
InuShiek never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
InuShiek puts the laughter in manslaughter.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, InuShiek created God by snapping her fingers.
InuShiek CAN believe it's not butter.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for InuShiek. This amuses InuShiek because she is bulletproof.
InuShiek invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
InuShiek let the dogs out.
Optimus Prime trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
A high tide means Optimus Prime is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Optimus Prime and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Optimus Prime is looking for it.
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Optimus Primeaurus.
Optimus Prime once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Optimus Prime re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Starscream invented the internet just so he had a place to store his porn.
Optimus Prime CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
Optimus Prime knows the last digit of pi.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Optimus Prime can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Optimus Prime has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Megatron can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Sunstreaker is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Optimus Prime sleeps with a night light. Not because Optimus Prime is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Optimus Prime.
TNT was originally developed by Ratchet to cure indigestion.
There are no such things as tornados. Megatron just hates trailer parks.
Optimus Prime never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When Starscream looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Starscream and Starscream.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Optimus Prime for help.
Google won't search for Transformers because it knows you don't find Transformers, it finds you.
Transformers can hit you so hard that it can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Transformers's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Transformers.
(omg I need to stop now... XD)