FMA: Brotherhood - Episode 53
I had a lot of fun doing this one. Can you tell?
"...Seven days..."
"Isn't it interesting how we're all talking yet no one moves their mouth?"
"And now a word from our sponsors: Old Spice. Horse packaged with every bottle."
"I've had it with these motherfucking Mustangs in my Motherfucking hostile takeover sceme!"
"Denny, if you're out there; you're a pussy and you need a good beating. Come see me after the battle is over."
"BONDAGE MISTRESS! <3 <3"
"Oh, that Old Spice commercial, it always gets me~"
"See, Honey, this is why you need a real man."
"Real men cry like pussies when you beat them. Denny does it on principle."
"We be the Ishbalan Squad, yo."
"My Fabulous Little French Moustache is wondering how we're all loosing all so badly."
"It just wants to get back home so it can have a good brushing."
"Hey, Dude, someone wants to talk to your moustache."
"Do you know why the French navy has glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy!"
"Oh! The nerve of these hooligans! Don't listen to them Moustache, they're only jealous of your beauty..."
"Wanna know how you say 'Hello!' in Soviet Russia?"
"Oh, is that the sound of a thousand fangirls screaming in joy?"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF."
BAT-PUNCH!
"Sorry, Sir, but its my turn to make an epic action pose."
"FOR THE LOVE OF ISHVARA, WILL YOU ATTACK THEM ALREADY?!"
"Hey! I resent that remark! Not everyone here worships Ishvara, you know!"
"The only thing you worship we both did last night."
"SOMEHOW I GOT MY STICK BACK! AND NOW I THINK I WILL LOSE IT AGAIN."
"I wonder how long I can stand here without having to attack them."
"Any minute now one will attack me and I'll be forced to fight."
"Aaaaaaany minute now..."
"Jeez! Well, if you guys are gonna start bleeding all over the floor..."
"INCENDIO!"
"FIRE BAD!"
"...Dude."
"Didn't I warn you never to piss me off, FullMetal?"
"This can't end well."
"Hey, hows it goin'?"
"My name is Roy Mustang. You killed my BFF. Prepare to die."
"I hope I can wrap up my merciless massacre soon--I got a whole bunch of Roy/Ed doujins at Comic Con and I want to read them."
"You have RoyEd doujins?"
"Yeah! A whole bunch!"
"Had to fight off a couple fangirls for the best ones, though. Those fans are nuts."
"Well, doujins are doujins; it doesn't necessarily mean there's ever gonna be anything between FullMetal and me."
"...."
"But topping FullMetal in all forms of fanworks is a great ego-booster, let me tell you!"
"So tell me; how do I completely dominate FullMetal this time?"
"No, dude. You bottom."
"FUCK DOUJINSHI!"
Am I the only one that thought Envy!Gracia should have been a legitimate character?
Mustang's hair should always flip up like that.
"Swift Death to Bad Fanfictions."
"You think he's really going to kill Envy?"
"I honestly don't give a shit."
"Well, Bye, we're all going to Otakon."
"REPEAT AFTER ME! ROY MUSTANG TOPS ALL! DO YOU NEED ANOTHER SLAP, HUH, BITCH?"
"Come on, Kid."
"Does he...does he really think that the idea of us together is a joke?"
"CHECK OUT MY CG GOODNESS!"
Why do all anime characters get strangely hot when they're violently pissed?
"Hey Roy! Guess what? I'm not dead after all! See, that phonebooth was actually a spaceship with some guy named the Doctor on it, and he healed me and took me all over the universe and we had all sorts of adventures and I'm back and now we can be BFFS forever--"
"Roy, why do you look so angry? Does someone need a hug?"
"Who tops now, Bitch?"
"I beg to differ."
I won't get a chance to do any more of these until after Otakon. Vidsummary 4 is in the process of being edited, but that won't get done before Otakon either--I might get my "thanks for 100 subscribers!" video done before Otakon, if I hurry and get my costume done first.
Hope to see some of you there!
"...Seven days..."
"Isn't it interesting how we're all talking yet no one moves their mouth?"
"And now a word from our sponsors: Old Spice. Horse packaged with every bottle."
"I've had it with these motherfucking Mustangs in my Motherfucking hostile takeover sceme!"
"Denny, if you're out there; you're a pussy and you need a good beating. Come see me after the battle is over."
"BONDAGE MISTRESS! <3 <3"
"Oh, that Old Spice commercial, it always gets me~"
"See, Honey, this is why you need a real man."
"Real men cry like pussies when you beat them. Denny does it on principle."
"We be the Ishbalan Squad, yo."
"My Fabulous Little French Moustache is wondering how we're all loosing all so badly."
"It just wants to get back home so it can have a good brushing."
"Hey, Dude, someone wants to talk to your moustache."
"Do you know why the French navy has glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy!"
"Oh! The nerve of these hooligans! Don't listen to them Moustache, they're only jealous of your beauty..."
"Wanna know how you say 'Hello!' in Soviet Russia?"
"Oh, is that the sound of a thousand fangirls screaming in joy?"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF."
BAT-PUNCH!
"Sorry, Sir, but its my turn to make an epic action pose."
"FOR THE LOVE OF ISHVARA, WILL YOU ATTACK THEM ALREADY?!"
"Hey! I resent that remark! Not everyone here worships Ishvara, you know!"
"The only thing you worship we both did last night."
"SOMEHOW I GOT MY STICK BACK! AND NOW I THINK I WILL LOSE IT AGAIN."
"I wonder how long I can stand here without having to attack them."
"Any minute now one will attack me and I'll be forced to fight."
"Aaaaaaany minute now..."
"Jeez! Well, if you guys are gonna start bleeding all over the floor..."
"INCENDIO!"
"FIRE BAD!"
"...Dude."
"Didn't I warn you never to piss me off, FullMetal?"
"This can't end well."
"Hey, hows it goin'?"
"My name is Roy Mustang. You killed my BFF. Prepare to die."
"I hope I can wrap up my merciless massacre soon--I got a whole bunch of Roy/Ed doujins at Comic Con and I want to read them."
"You have RoyEd doujins?"
"Yeah! A whole bunch!"
"Had to fight off a couple fangirls for the best ones, though. Those fans are nuts."
"Well, doujins are doujins; it doesn't necessarily mean there's ever gonna be anything between FullMetal and me."
"...."
"But topping FullMetal in all forms of fanworks is a great ego-booster, let me tell you!"
"So tell me; how do I completely dominate FullMetal this time?"
"No, dude. You bottom."
"FUCK DOUJINSHI!"
Am I the only one that thought Envy!Gracia should have been a legitimate character?
Mustang's hair should always flip up like that.
"Swift Death to Bad Fanfictions."
"You think he's really going to kill Envy?"
"I honestly don't give a shit."
"Well, Bye, we're all going to Otakon."
"REPEAT AFTER ME! ROY MUSTANG TOPS ALL! DO YOU NEED ANOTHER SLAP, HUH, BITCH?"
"Come on, Kid."
"Does he...does he really think that the idea of us together is a joke?"
"CHECK OUT MY CG GOODNESS!"
Why do all anime characters get strangely hot when they're violently pissed?
"Hey Roy! Guess what? I'm not dead after all! See, that phonebooth was actually a spaceship with some guy named the Doctor on it, and he healed me and took me all over the universe and we had all sorts of adventures and I'm back and now we can be BFFS forever--"
"Roy, why do you look so angry? Does someone need a hug?"
"Who tops now, Bitch?"
"I beg to differ."
I won't get a chance to do any more of these until after Otakon. Vidsummary 4 is in the process of being edited, but that won't get done before Otakon either--I might get my "thanks for 100 subscribers!" video done before Otakon, if I hurry and get my costume done first.
Hope to see some of you there!