Title: The Magical Rock
Author:
inuyashacooksRating: PG-13
AU/CU: CU
Word Count: 748
Warnings: Language, themes, crack.
Summary: [Post-manga.] Miroku's lies become Sesshoumaru's ridiculous obsession.
Author's Note: also a giftfic for
tupelo_thief!
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The Magical Rock + extra challenge )
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“It just looked like a festering hunk of crap and it was most likely crawling with chlamydia.”
“…taking a dangerous step forward.”
“He was so ingenious, it was unfair, really.”
“It was a little ridiculous that Sesshoumaru, a being of absolute glittering beauty, should not also have a rock of absolute glittering beauty.”
"You don't know the password."
“That rock is total AIDs”
"Listen, Giggles," he said, his words hissing acid. The expression on his face read: "IMMINENT DOOM. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200."
"That the magical rock shall come into my possession."
“You'll go completely bald and also be chained to the sea. So."
“I may or may not have lied to Sesshoumaru about there being a magical rock in the forest.”
"Aw motherfucker it's on,"(It's on, like a prawn, who yawns, at dawn)
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but dont just join to vote for me cuz then ill look like a total douchebag XDDDDD
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As high and mighty as Sesshy is, at the end of the day he is still a dog. For some reason this made me picture him chasing a laser pen. Very funny
I will get you Extra Challenge banner to0. you as soon as possible.
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thanks for the comment & lookin forward to teh banner :D
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