Flavor Of Hojo
Title: Flavor Of Hojo
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Hojo/Surprise (I don't want to ruin it), Sango/Inuyasha
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Yaoi, Het, Reality Ripoff
Words: 537
Summary: Hojo the Ho finally picks someone who knows what time it is.
A.N. I place full blame enemytosleep for this one. I hope its to your liking sweetie. Sadly I admit that I watched Flavor of Love a couple of times.
Seeing that it was nine o’clock on the dot, Sango sat down on her couch with a bag of popcorn and turned on the television. After she had changed the channel to VH1, she propped her feet up on the coffee table and shouted “Inuyasha get your ass in here or your will miss the show!”
“I am coming,” the hanyou yelled as he ran into the living room and sat down on the couch next to her. “Did I miss anything?”
“No, it just started,” Sango said as she began to cuddle with her boyfriend.
While the two began to munch on their popcorn, their favorite show finally started.
“Welcome back to Flavor of Hojo! Last week our beloved Hojo the Ho narrowed down his choices two very lucky people. The first of our finalist is the bitchy Kagome, who would do anything to get in our rapper’s pants in order to further her singing career. She is a fridge Ice Queen wanting our Hojo for his money. The second finalist is the handsome Miroku, who has charmed his way into Hojo’s heart with his irresistible looks and lively personality. This bachelor says he has never been with a man and will happy to make Hojo the Ho his first. Stay tuned to find out which one of our fortunate contestants will find love with Hojo,” said the show’s announcer.
As the show went to commercial, Inuyasha turned to his girlfriend and asked “so who do you think Hojo will pick?”
“I think he will choose Kagome,” she said honestly.
“Why would he pick her, she is such a bitch,” the hanyou growled. “Besides Miroku is way hotter than she is!”
“Is there something you want to tell me Inuyasha,” Sango asked with a mischievous grin.
“No, I just think your brother deserves some happiness that’s all! Now be quiet...it’s about to start again.”
Watching as a young man with short brown hair wearing purple sweat pants and a Vikings hat appeared on the screen, Sango secretly hoped that her twin brother would be picked over the nasty Kagome. Quietly the couple stared at the screen as Hojo the Ho, looked nervously at the two finalists.
“This was very hard for me because the Ho loves you both very much. You both have a place in my heart but I can only choose one,” he said hesitating.
Then taking a clock necklace from his bodyguard’s arm, Hojo looked at one last time. Finally after staring at it for what seemed like forever, he smiled and said “Miroku you know what time it is.”
Sango screamed as Hojo place the large golden clock around her brother’s neck. While Inuyasha was trying to get her to shut up, Hojo pulled out a jewelry box. Miroku gasped as he opened the box to reveal an ice grill that had his name encrusted with diamonds on it.
Taking it out of the box, Hojo placed the ice grill into Miroku’s mouth. Smiling to reveal his precious gift, the young man wrapped his arms around Hojo. As they leaned in to kiss, the television faded to black…leaving the audience to hope that Hojo the Ho had finally found love.
THE END
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Hojo/Surprise (I don't want to ruin it), Sango/Inuyasha
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Yaoi, Het, Reality Ripoff
Words: 537
Summary: Hojo the Ho finally picks someone who knows what time it is.
A.N. I place full blame enemytosleep for this one. I hope its to your liking sweetie. Sadly I admit that I watched Flavor of Love a couple of times.
Seeing that it was nine o’clock on the dot, Sango sat down on her couch with a bag of popcorn and turned on the television. After she had changed the channel to VH1, she propped her feet up on the coffee table and shouted “Inuyasha get your ass in here or your will miss the show!”
“I am coming,” the hanyou yelled as he ran into the living room and sat down on the couch next to her. “Did I miss anything?”
“No, it just started,” Sango said as she began to cuddle with her boyfriend.
While the two began to munch on their popcorn, their favorite show finally started.
“Welcome back to Flavor of Hojo! Last week our beloved Hojo the Ho narrowed down his choices two very lucky people. The first of our finalist is the bitchy Kagome, who would do anything to get in our rapper’s pants in order to further her singing career. She is a fridge Ice Queen wanting our Hojo for his money. The second finalist is the handsome Miroku, who has charmed his way into Hojo’s heart with his irresistible looks and lively personality. This bachelor says he has never been with a man and will happy to make Hojo the Ho his first. Stay tuned to find out which one of our fortunate contestants will find love with Hojo,” said the show’s announcer.
As the show went to commercial, Inuyasha turned to his girlfriend and asked “so who do you think Hojo will pick?”
“I think he will choose Kagome,” she said honestly.
“Why would he pick her, she is such a bitch,” the hanyou growled. “Besides Miroku is way hotter than she is!”
“Is there something you want to tell me Inuyasha,” Sango asked with a mischievous grin.
“No, I just think your brother deserves some happiness that’s all! Now be quiet...it’s about to start again.”
Watching as a young man with short brown hair wearing purple sweat pants and a Vikings hat appeared on the screen, Sango secretly hoped that her twin brother would be picked over the nasty Kagome. Quietly the couple stared at the screen as Hojo the Ho, looked nervously at the two finalists.
“This was very hard for me because the Ho loves you both very much. You both have a place in my heart but I can only choose one,” he said hesitating.
Then taking a clock necklace from his bodyguard’s arm, Hojo looked at one last time. Finally after staring at it for what seemed like forever, he smiled and said “Miroku you know what time it is.”
Sango screamed as Hojo place the large golden clock around her brother’s neck. While Inuyasha was trying to get her to shut up, Hojo pulled out a jewelry box. Miroku gasped as he opened the box to reveal an ice grill that had his name encrusted with diamonds on it.
Taking it out of the box, Hojo placed the ice grill into Miroku’s mouth. Smiling to reveal his precious gift, the young man wrapped his arms around Hojo. As they leaned in to kiss, the television faded to black…leaving the audience to hope that Hojo the Ho had finally found love.
THE END