Prompt 12: First Dates: Miroku and His Mystery Date
Title: Miroku and His Mystery Date
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Miroku/Surprise
Warning: Yaoi
Rated: T (for Language)
Words: 443
Genre: AU, Humor, Crack
Summary: Kagome sets Miroku on a blind first date...but with who?
A.N. I so hope you guys enjoy this, I wasn't sure it was humorous enough. Also first time posting here ^_^
An very embarrassed Miroku blushed as he looked at the person across from him. He couldn't believe Kagome had talked him into doing this. Not only had she begged to set him up on something she called a blind date but she had chosen the worst person to hook him up with. He couldn't help but question her sanity as he continued to stare at the stoic face in front of him.
“What the hell was this “blind date” thing anyway?” he thought to himself.
Miroku knew that neither him nor his date were blind and he sure as hell never heard of this date thing before. In fact if he knew who the miko was going to set him up with, Miroku wouldn't have come to the tea house in the first place. He couldn't help but wonder if this whole thing was some kind of joke on Kagome's part.
Maybe he had groped her ass one too many times; that was the only way he could explain her setting him up with the cranky and dangerous Lord of the West. He knew without a doubt that he was never going to give into Kagome's begging again.
“Damn her puppy dog looks,” Miroku mumbled to himself as he tried to think of something to say to Sesshomaru.
Unfortunately the monk came up with nothing...he had absolutely nothing in common with the inu yokai. He didn't even like men...he liked woman and everything about them. Their firm rounded asses, their luscious boobs, the fact they could bear children...that is why he couldn't understand for the millionth time what the fuck Kagome had been thinking when she set him up on this so called date. What was worse Miroku couldn't figure out why Sesshomaru had agreed to it.
He knew he couldn't just leave; that would piss off both the Lord of the West and Kagome. So Miroku decided to just grin and bear it....which was also a problem. The monk didn't know what to say while on a date with a man. He was at a loss and could only think of one thing to do.
Getting up from his seat, Miroku moved to sit next Sesshomaru. Once seated, he cupped the inu yokai's ass with his hand and asked “Will you bear my child?”
As he was met Sesshomaru's deadly glare, Miroku gulped. Getting out of his seat, Miroku run away as fast as he could from the angry Lord. Praying to Buddha that Sesshomaru wouldn't catch him, the monk promised himself that he would stay home the next time Kagome decided to set him up.
THE END
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Miroku/Surprise
Warning: Yaoi
Rated: T (for Language)
Words: 443
Genre: AU, Humor, Crack
Summary: Kagome sets Miroku on a blind first date...but with who?
A.N. I so hope you guys enjoy this, I wasn't sure it was humorous enough. Also first time posting here ^_^
An very embarrassed Miroku blushed as he looked at the person across from him. He couldn't believe Kagome had talked him into doing this. Not only had she begged to set him up on something she called a blind date but she had chosen the worst person to hook him up with. He couldn't help but question her sanity as he continued to stare at the stoic face in front of him.
“What the hell was this “blind date” thing anyway?” he thought to himself.
Miroku knew that neither him nor his date were blind and he sure as hell never heard of this date thing before. In fact if he knew who the miko was going to set him up with, Miroku wouldn't have come to the tea house in the first place. He couldn't help but wonder if this whole thing was some kind of joke on Kagome's part.
Maybe he had groped her ass one too many times; that was the only way he could explain her setting him up with the cranky and dangerous Lord of the West. He knew without a doubt that he was never going to give into Kagome's begging again.
“Damn her puppy dog looks,” Miroku mumbled to himself as he tried to think of something to say to Sesshomaru.
Unfortunately the monk came up with nothing...he had absolutely nothing in common with the inu yokai. He didn't even like men...he liked woman and everything about them. Their firm rounded asses, their luscious boobs, the fact they could bear children...that is why he couldn't understand for the millionth time what the fuck Kagome had been thinking when she set him up on this so called date. What was worse Miroku couldn't figure out why Sesshomaru had agreed to it.
He knew he couldn't just leave; that would piss off both the Lord of the West and Kagome. So Miroku decided to just grin and bear it....which was also a problem. The monk didn't know what to say while on a date with a man. He was at a loss and could only think of one thing to do.
Getting up from his seat, Miroku moved to sit next Sesshomaru. Once seated, he cupped the inu yokai's ass with his hand and asked “Will you bear my child?”
As he was met Sesshomaru's deadly glare, Miroku gulped. Getting out of his seat, Miroku run away as fast as he could from the angry Lord. Praying to Buddha that Sesshomaru wouldn't catch him, the monk promised himself that he would stay home the next time Kagome decided to set him up.
THE END